walshie 2,804 Posted June 14, 2013 Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 I'm off to France for a few days next week, so I've just been sorting out some clothes and stuff. Tried on one jacket and found $150 in the pocket. 3 x brand new $50 bills! Maybe I need to wear my clothes a bit more often as I haven't even been to the States since 2007. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted June 14, 2013 Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 maybe you can buy a new joke book now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 maybe you can buy a new joke book now Sorry mate. I don't get it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted June 14, 2013 Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 maybe you can buy a new joke book now Sorry mate. I don't get it. anyway enjoy your holiday mate i know we will 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
U.L.D.A 289 Posted June 14, 2013 Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 and it gets worse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 maybe you can buy a new joke book now Sorry mate. I don't get it. anyway enjoy your holiday mate i know we will Getting in the holiday spirit..you really are full of merde. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted June 14, 2013 Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 where you goi maybe you can buy a new joke book now Sorry mate. I don't get it. anyway enjoy your holiday mate i know we will Getting in the holiday spirit..you really are full of merde. where you staying in france mate,ive only been to eastenders doing beer runs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 Le Mans. Going to the 24 hour. Going Wednesday night, coming back Sunday night/Monday morning. If you've never been, I'd recommend it as something to put on your bucket list. I'm not even that into cars, but the atmosphere is brilliant. Oui Oui! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted June 14, 2013 Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 Le Mans. Going to the 24 hour. Going Wednesday night, coming back Sunday night/Monday morning. If you've never been, I'd recommend it as something to put on your bucket list. I'm not even that into cars, but the atmosphere is brilliant. Oui Oui! when you said your getting into the spirit have you got garlic round your neck and a berit on riding a bike 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 Le Mans. Going to the 24 hour. Going Wednesday night, coming back Sunday night/Monday morning. If you've never been, I'd recommend it as something to put on your bucket list. I'm not even that into cars, but the atmosphere is brilliant. Oui Oui! when you said your getting into the spirit have you got garlic round your neck and a berit on riding a bike Yes, and stopped using deodorant. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted June 14, 2013 Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, Monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously."Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready."The British gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it.""Impossible. The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France!"The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.Then he quietly explained:"Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D-Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any f***ing Frenchmen to show it to." 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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