Nightmare !!

[lanesra 4,007]

Where Do I Start , Me And A Couple Off Mates (One Off Them Taffey Off Here) Went Bushing Tonight I Had The 2 Terriers And A Mate Brought His Beddy X Pup 6 mth . . Had A Good Hour And Where Heading Back To The Motor When My Little Bitch Went Off The Path Into The Garden Off A Mansion And Dissapeareed Under The Decking Outside The Main House . . Not The Ideal Siuation And The Bitch Will Not Come Out When On . . Very Handy . . So There Was Nothing Left To Do Than Start Looking How Too Get To Her As Cleanly As Possible so We Started To TRY And Lift Some Off The Decking , But Taffey Forgot The Cordless My Other Terrier Was Marking The Edge Off The Decking On The Paving Blocks !! So We Started To REMOVE THEM . . We Cleared An Area Which Allowed Us To Dig Under The Decking . . It Was Now Resembling A Mini Building Site . . No One Was In The House So We Just Had To Crack On . . We Eventually Retrieved The Bitch And Her Prize !! And Replaced The Decking Sides And Put The Blocks Back . . Though Before We Retrieved Her As Id Blocked The Only Way In And Out i Let My Other Terrier Off The Lead To Allow Me To Help Remove Blocks And Dig , And I Didnt Realise The House Cat Was Watching Us From The Patio Window Though The Terrier Did And Proceded To Attack The Window Which Had The Cat Attacking The Dog From The Inside What A Fukcing Carry On . . Believe It Or Not It Wasnt Funny At The Time But Now 4 hrs Later And Looking Back It Was Very Funny . . No Harm Done And An Incident None Off Us Will Forget . . The Funny Thing Was While Me & Kevin Where Trying To Get To Her Taffey Was Asking "have 1 Off You's Got His Number" . . "Who's Fukcing Number" Asked Me "The Turtle Mans" Says He As He's Rolling Round Hysterical :) !

[Guest scramble]

Feck me that coulda been a messy, costly affair, glad you got the dog back and all ended well.

[Banter 1,751]

f**k i need a roll up after that

[lanesra 4,007]

f**k i need a roll up after that

So Did I Mate !

[jigsaw 11,902]

very funny,what exactly was its prize since you lot dont have fox over there,lol?

[lanesra 4,007]

very funny,what exactly was its prize since you lot dont have fox over there,lol?

Her Prize Was A Field Mouse lol No Mate A Rabbit . . Though The Way We Carried On You'd Off Thought We Where Digging For Gold Bars

[LaraCroft 863]

Wow - glad you got the dog back ok - what an evening !

[Lab 10,979]

On my phone so can't but the 'rollseyes' emoticon up....:-)

[hillbilly boy 109]

Where Do I Start , Me And A Couple Off Mates (One Off Them Taffey Off Here) Went Bushing Tonight I Had The 2 Terriers And A Mate Brought His Beddy X Pup 6 mth . . Had A Good Hour And Where Heading Back To The Motor When My Little Bitch Went Off The Path Into The Garden Off A Mansion And Dissapeareed Under The Decking Outside The Main House . . Not The Ideal Siuation And The Bitch Will Not Come Out When On . . Very Handy . . So There Was Nothing Left To Do Than Start Looking How Too Get To Her As Cleanly As Possible so We Started To TRY And Lift Some Off The Decking , But Taffey Forgot The Cordless My Other Terrier Was Marking The Edge Off The Decking On The Paving Blocks !! So We Started To REMOVE THEM . . We Cleared An Area Which Allowed Us To Dig Under The Decking . . It Was Now Resembling A Mini Building Site . . No One Was In The House So We Just Had To Crack On . . We Eventually Retrieved The Bitch And Her Prize !! And Replaced The Decking Sides And Put The Blocks Back . . Though Before We Retrieved Her As Id Blocked The Only Way In And Out i Let My Other Terrier Off The Lead To Allow Me To Help Remove Blocks And Dig , And I Didnt Realise The House Cat Was Watching Us From The Patio Window Though The Terrier Did And Proceded To Attack The Window Which Had The Cat Attacking The Dog From The Inside What A Fukcing Carry On . . Believe It Or Not It Wasnt Funny At The Time But Now 4 hrs Later And Looking Back It Was Very Funny . . No Harm Done And An Incident None Off Us Will Forget . . The Funny Thing Was While Me & Kevin Where Trying To Get To Her Taffey Was Asking "have 1 Off You's Got His Number" . . "Who's Fukcing Number" Asked Me "The Turtle Mans" Says He As He's Rolling Round Hysterical :) !

bet you were complaining about your back when you were trying to rip the lads decking up . Wait till that comes on the local news if there is a reward im well bubbling you boy :laugh: