mattydski 560 Posted March 10, 2013 Report Share Posted March 10, 2013 A businessman had just boarded a flight when he overheard that the Pope was going to be on the same flight. Being a devout Catholic he thought "WOW! What a great place to be today.Just before the aircraft doors closed, the Pope came aboard and, to the guy's delight, sat right next to him. I am surely blessed he thought. Here I am, a good Catholic on a flight, with the Pope next to me - even if we crash I'm sure to go to heaven. The plane took off and after a few minutes the passengers took off their seat belts. the man looked sideways and saw the Pope reaching into his bag and takeout a newspaper and start to do the crossword. 'Marvellous!' he thought, 'not only am I blessed with the Pope next to me but he does crosswords, and so do I.' He noticed that as the Pope was working his way through the puzzle His Holiness appeared to be stuck, tapping his pencil, and screwing up his eyes, thinking. After a little while of pencil tapping the Pope turned to his neighbour and said, "I usually don't talk to anyone on flights, but I wonder if you can help with this one?" "Anything, Your Holiness, what's the clue?" "It's a four letter, ending in ' u-n-t ' - it's something female or associated with women." The man thought for a while and finally said "The only word I can think of is 'aunt'." The Pope looked relieved and asked "Do you have a rubber? " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted March 10, 2013 Report Share Posted March 10, 2013 bit mild from the ones i heard lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted March 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2013 bit mild from the ones i heard lol feel free to share mate........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted March 10, 2013 Report Share Posted March 10, 2013 you kidding the tarriers will be up in arms. maybe "kidding" was the wrong choice of word there lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted March 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2013 you kidding the tarriers will be up in arms. maybe "kidding" was the wrong choice of word there lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted March 10, 2013 Report Share Posted March 10, 2013 Can't believe you typed all that probably took you half an hour for a punch line like that, that was pure and utter pish lol lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted March 10, 2013 Report Share Posted March 10, 2013 Can't believe you typed all that probably took you half an hour for a punch line like that, that was pure and utter pish lol lol just noticed the 18 plus lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted March 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2013 you can please some of the people...........some of the time......... (copied and pasted from an email from me muther) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted March 10, 2013 Report Share Posted March 10, 2013 i doubt he wrote it out,and half an hour lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted March 10, 2013 Report Share Posted March 10, 2013 you can please some of the people...........some of the time......... (copied and pasted from an email from me muther) that's no so bad then tell yir ma we all thought it was funny as anything ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted March 10, 2013 Report Share Posted March 10, 2013 i doubt he wrote it out,and half an hour lol wasn't want to exaggerate to much lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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