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Are your blue nosed friends starting to get cocky again? I've hardly heard a peep out of them but since the juventus game, they're coming out of the woodwork!!! Here some of the jokes I've been texted, oh the irony :laugh:

 

What's the difference between Ally McCoist and the pope?

 

Ally doesn't do walking away......

 

BREAKING NEWS : tests find traces of mince in celtics defence.

 

Rangers canteen at Murray park now accused of selling horse meat after Juventus won at a canter

 

ROSIES ARE RED,

RANGERS ARE BLUE,

JUVEY PUMPED CELTIC

AND THE POPES OAN THE BRU!!!

 

There are some horrible b*****ds about.

 

I heard a cat crying outside so i opened the door and four Celtic fans were playing football with it.

 

I was just about to phone the RSPCA when the cat went 1-0 up.

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Are your blue nosed friends starting to get cocky again? I've hardly heard a peep out of them but since the juventus game, they're coming out of the woodwork!!! Here some of the jokes I've been texted, oh the irony :laugh:

 

What's the difference between Ally McCoist and the pope?

 

Ally doesn't do walking away......

 

BREAKING NEWS : tests find traces of mince in celtics defence.

 

Rangers canteen at Murray park now accused of selling horse meat after Juventus won at a canter

 

ROSIES ARE RED,

RANGERS ARE BLUE,

JUVEY PUMPED CELTIC

AND THE POPES OAN THE BRU!!!

 

There are some horrible b*****ds about.

 

I heard a cat crying outside so i opened the door and four Celtic fans were playing football with it.

 

I was just about to phone the RSPCA when the cat went 1-0 up.

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Are your blue nosed friends starting to get cocky again? I've hardly heard a peep out of them but since the juventus game, they're coming out of the woodwork!!! Here some of the jokes I've been texted, oh the irony :laugh:

 

What's the difference between Ally McCoist and the pope?

 

Ally doesn't do walking away......

 

BREAKING NEWS : tests find traces of mince in celtics defence.

 

Rangers canteen at Murray park now accused of selling horse meat after Juventus won at a canter

 

ROSIES ARE RED,

RANGERS ARE BLUE,

JUVEY PUMPED CELTIC

AND THE POPES OAN THE BRU!!!

 

There are some horrible b*****ds about.

 

I heard a cat crying outside so i opened the door and four Celtic fans were playing football with it.

 

I was just about to phone the RSPCA when the cat went 1-0 up.

The last one is an old one but a beauty. I have a mate whos a big Pars fan and where ive been working the last month at Dunfermline High School the Pars have been training right beside us. So i sent my mate a message saying i'm working beside his beloved team and there training was looking really well until the 1st years came out and beat them 3-2..... :laugh:

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dosnt matter if ur a blue or a hoop the jokes will never go away, sick, stupid ,and got nothing to do with the game.

Aye I generally get loads from rangers mates but they've been quiet all season until the juventus game. They might be feeling better now they think their ordeal is almost over :D

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:laugh: lab. Definately miss rangers in the spl, just for the banter and hatred lol. Let the fuckers back in I say :D

Yeah i watched them against Dundee Utd.........can let them back in wi 12 players for me..... :D

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:laugh: lab. Definately miss rangers in the spl, just for the banter and hatred lol. Let the fuckers back in I say :D

Yeah i watched them against Dundee Utd.........can let them back in wi 12 players for me..... :D

:laugh: do you know something lab, I know they are f***ing hopeless, I mean really useless. But would you put it past the c**ts giving us a game :laugh: lost count the amount of times we've been cruising, doing well in Europe, that lot struggling...... OF game......we get beat. Usually cos someone like Rickson pretends to get head butted :D

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Aye right Baw! There were plenty of tannings handed out to both sides over the years!!

I have been at plenty.....

 

Raptures if you have won.....loadsa beer and a laugh!

 

Depression if you lose................loadsa beer and a wee bubble!

 

Although, I have met some odd folk who actually took it seriously, wouldnt buy a paper the next day if their team got beat, in fact some would not go out on a saturday after a game if they got beat? Wierdos....its only a game....not to be taken seriously.......like rugby.....

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Lol wullz, form goes out the window for an OF game...... Half the time so does the fitba lol. To be honest it was getting boring there, sometimes meeting 6 times a season. Maybe a wee break was needed. Just hope you half a team when you finally get there.

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Aye right Baw! There were plenty of tannings handed out to both sides over the years!!

I have been at plenty.....

 

Raptures if you have won.....loadsa beer and a laugh!

 

Depression if you lose................loadsa beer and a wee bubble!

 

Although, I have met some odd folk who actually took it seriously, wouldnt buy a paper the next day if their team got beat, in fact some would not go out on a saturday after a game if they got beat? Wierdos....its only a game....not to be taken seriously.......like rugby.....

you just described the whole of the celtic support lol

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Aye right Baw! There were plenty of tannings handed out to both sides over the years!!

I have been at plenty.....

 

Raptures if you have won.....loadsa beer and a laugh!

 

Depression if you lose................loadsa beer and a wee bubble!

 

Although, I have met some odd folk who actually took it seriously, wouldnt buy a paper the next day if their team got beat, in fact some would not go out on a saturday after a game if they got beat? Wierdos....its only a game....not to be taken seriously.......like rugby.....

you just described the whole of the celtic support lol

Aye right scot, your lot Definately worse there. Lost count over the years of guys and fkn woman buying lighters, any colour but green.

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