milegajo 595 Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Being as I've been left with more time on my hands than I know what to do with, I thought I'd test out some of these mod cons I'm surrounded by and 'email' Santa both mine and my buddy Mawders' Christmas list. Just received a very prompt reply from the 'Northern Hemisphere Regional Distribution, Request Services and Management' Elf, Gottleib Laplander. It reads; "You're getting f**k all until you man up, face reality, ditch the toys and do some proper hard graft. Mr Claus, MD, frowns greatly upon bitching and whining on online forums and general dissatisfaction with the gifts the universe and life have already bestowed upon you." Sounds a bit of a dick to me, considering trying my luck in Australia next year. It came addressed to "The two lads who think they always know better and consider themselves "Airgun and Pest Control 'Authorities'". I tried forwarding it to Si and Davy but it bounced with an attachment that simply read; "Nice try. Tell the other douche bag too." Any one know where one sends complaints to? The guys at Royal Mail allegedly have "better things to do than field frivolous and ridiculous requests from overgrown brats". The postman can kiss his tip goodbye! Quote Link to post
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 ......Merry Xmas "M". Quote Link to post
milegajo 595 Posted December 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 ......Merry Xmas "M". Cheers Archie, We would all LOVE to hear what Gottlieb Laplander said to you! Haha I wonder which list your 'subjects' made!? Quote Link to post
zini 1,939 Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Milo your constant crap in regards to me and Davy is starting to get on my tits. I dont find you funny mate and im starting to dislike you. Just leave it out will you? 1 Quote Link to post
davyt63 1,845 Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 oops! now you have gone and done it!! Quote Link to post
milegajo 595 Posted December 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Milo your constant crap in regards to me and Davy is starting to get on my tits. I dont find you funny mate and im starting to dislike you. Just leave it out will you? The mention of you and Davy wasn't intended as a dig, though I think I can understand why you may feel that way. The spirit is light hearted, intended to be an exercise of self 'criticism'. I used you two as I don't know of any other pair of known chums. Very well known chums I might add. The rest of what you say is rather a shame. Apologies Si, what was written wasn't meant to be taken personally nor did I think it in anyway insulting, I harbour no such ill will. I like you! I will certainly avoid mentioning you (perhaps not Davy!lol) in future. I do hope you have a good Christmas. Quote Link to post
milegajo 595 Posted December 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 oops! now you have gone and done it!! Quote Link to post
zini 1,939 Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 (edited) Milo I have just 4 things to say to you buddy , H L & S Hook Line & Sinker Merry Christmas to you and your family too buddy Edited December 24, 2012 by zini 3 Quote Link to post
davyt63 1,845 Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 PMSL :laugh: :laugh: THE BAIT WAS THROWN AND LIKE A BIG CHUMP,HE TOOK IT :laugh: :laugh: you learn fast grasshopper absolute classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 Quote Link to post
milegajo 595 Posted December 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 (edited) Milo I have just 4 things to say to you buddy , H L & S Hook Line & Sinker Merry Christmas to you and your family too buddy You got me! Though when I get my private rifle range, put in some intensive paper punching, bankrupt myself buying overpriced lead, and develop a severely enlarged cocking arm, I can't promise I won't make you pay! You may have while yet though Best wishes Si. p.s Gottlieb Laplander may have something to say about this....! Edited December 24, 2012 by milegajo 1 Quote Link to post
milegajo 595 Posted December 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 PMSL :laugh: :laugh: THE BAIT WAS THROWN AND LIKE A BIG CHUMP,HE TOOK IT :laugh: :laugh: you learn fast grasshopper absolute classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's mean and all sorts of evil! I didn't say it wasn't deserved.... :clapper: :clapper: 1 Quote Link to post
davyt63 1,845 Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 have a good one mike!! Quote Link to post
milegajo 595 Posted December 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 One thing I will say to you two pranksters; When is this 'payback' video being released?! Quote Link to post
milegajo 595 Posted December 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 have a good one mike!! I want to say "Knob"... But I'm too afraid of hurting peoples feelings. "You are awful, but I do like you" is much better 1 Quote Link to post
zini 1,939 Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 One thing I will say to you two pranksters; When is this 'payback' video being released?! To be honest I think we have forgotten about doing one buddy. Maybe Davy will have a idea later next year Quote Link to post
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