Bootsha 1,306 Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 many a swamp donkey has fallen prey to the old "wanna see my itchy bits" trick over the years ex mate, difference is, mine are pretend itchy bits......yours are the real deal ya mangy fuckpig :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 many a swamp donkey has fallen prey to the old "wanna see my itchy bits" trick over the years ex mate, difference is, mine are pretend itchy bits......yours are the real deal ya mangy fuckpig :D Felt a little twitch there in me rod tip mr burton Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bootsha 1,306 Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 :D :D :D :feck: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BOLSTER 808 Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 tell her your itching like mad "down below" and go to start undoing yer yacks to show her, the bottle will be in a bag and stuffed into your hand before you get yer belt undone lol Not if you was talking to the ''Big water Buffalo type beast of a women'' in my chemist :laugh: Bootsha would see that as a challenge ....and a blessing the fugly welsh cnut :laugh: Sure she gets excited & ''Growler farts/burps'' every time i go in there Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 tell her your itching like mad "down below" and go to start undoing yer yacks to show her, the bottle will be in a bag and stuffed into your hand before you get yer belt undone lol Not if you was talking to the ''Big water Buffalo type beast of a women'' in my chemist :laugh: Bootsha would see that as a challenge ....and a blessing the fugly welsh cnut :laugh: Sure she gets excited & ''Growler farts/burps'' every time i go in there Where did you say this chemist was again?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bootsha 1,306 Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 She'd be no good to you jo pesci, she may be a bush pig, but she's a straight one................................ , best you go to that "special needs" club in Barnsley, you can sing Y.M.C.A to your hearts content and wear your leather chaps ming mong Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BOLSTER 808 Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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