RossM 8,149 Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 Got this sent in an email, rather amusing! I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist late in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about thirty-five minutes, so I didn’t have an time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, grabbed some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal: some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mummy where’s my washcloth?” I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.” 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 lol good one "mate"....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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tegater 789 Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 I've seen quite a few women withn their skirt caught up in their knickers up the bum, when they come out of a bathroom etc, but the other day I was walking down a street when I saw this foreign girl, caught up at the front Couldnt stop smiling, she must have thought I was nuts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 I've seen quite a few women withn their skirt caught up in their knickers up the bum, when they come out of a bathroom etc, but the other day I was walking down a street when I saw this foreign girl, caught up at the front Couldnt stop smiling, she must have thought I was nuts f*****g pervert!!!........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tegater 789 Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 I've seen quite a few women withn their skirt caught up in their knickers up the bum, when they come out of a bathroom etc, but the other day I was walking down a street when I saw this foreign girl, caught up at the front Couldnt stop smiling, she must have thought I was nuts f*****g pervert!!!........ Yep Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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