tote 843 Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 Siamese twins walk into a bar in Montreal, Canada and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian draft beers, please." The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?" "Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim nods in agreement. "Ah, England !" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..." John says, "Nah, we don't like that British ****. Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English people - they're so arrogant and rude." "So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender. "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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