The one 8,399 Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 My seven year old daughter was asked to do a farmyard impression at school today. Apparently " Get the F**k off my land before i shoot you ,you p***y barstool wasn't quite what the teacher was expecting !!. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Lol the version I heard was "Oi get off that f*****g tractor" ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
toddhunter 91 Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 (edited) like this one Edited July 4, 2012 by toddhunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,399 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 okay another one I got sacked from my job as a bingo caller . Apparently " A meal for two with a hairy view " Is not the way to call Number 69 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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