dytkos 17,569 Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 Excellent! Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foxfan 479 Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 She offered her honour He honoured her offer And all night long It was on her and off her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 I'll have a go then...................... Well its morning again.... So turn on the pc... The hunting life as usual... Wonder whos been talking the piss out of me... Will it be Mick, his pictures are a farce... Lying on the couch with his finger up his arse.... Remember the day with that bloody Hog weed... Not interested says Mick just wanting a feed.... Or will it be Stabba the plump gentleman queer... Thank f**k he stays miles away and nowhere near... He couldn't get a f**k, unless he'd to pay her... Imagine the shame, your hero Leo Sayer.... And what about Christain, a weird one he is... Likes to wear dresses and call himself Liz.... Stop Pm'ing me you little faggot... I'm not f*****g interested in your 2" inch maggot... So thats my slagging done for the day... Its of to watch Big Brother...hip hip hooray... But dont get upset as this is all in jest.... You all f*****g know that Lab is the best... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 There once was a man called Corkscrew Dick, Who also had a corkscrew prick. He f****d his wife and now she's dead, Cause her Fanny had a lefthand thread......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 It was cold and dark the sky was blue and down the road the shit cart flew... It hit a bump, A shout was heard, A bloke was hit by a flying tird. On his gravestone this was rit. Who flung dung was Murdered... by his mate Who Flung Shit......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 I'll have a go then...................... Well its morning again.... So turn on the pc... The hunting life as usual... Wonder whos been talking the piss out of me... Will it be Mick, his pictures are a farce... Lying on the couch with his finger up his arse.... Remember the day with that bloody Hog weed... Not interested says Mick just wanting a feed.... Or will it be Stabba the plump gentleman queer... Thank f**k he stays miles away and nowhere near... He couldn't get a f**k, unless he'd to pay her... Imagine the shame, your hero Leo Sayer.... And what about Christain, a weird one he is... Likes to wear dresses and call himself Liz.... Stop Pm'ing me you little faggot... I'm not f*****g interested in your 2" inch maggot... So thats my slagging done for the day... Its of to watch Big Brother...hip hip hooray... But dont get upset as this is all in jest.... You all f*****g know that Lab is the best... there was an old scot called lab-tastic, nice lad but he is a spastic, has fat Labradors,wears ladies nickers and draws, and fucks pheasants till they cant take no more..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 I'll have a go then...................... Well its morning again.... So turn on the pc... The hunting life as usual... Wonder whos been talking the piss out of me... Will it be Mick, his pictures are a farce... Lying on the couch with his finger up his arse.... Remember the day with that bloody Hog weed... Not interested says Mick just wanting a feed.... Or will it be Stabba the plump gentleman queer... Thank f**k he stays miles away and nowhere near... He couldn't get a f**k, unless he'd to pay her... Imagine the shame, your hero Leo Sayer.... And what about Christain, a weird one he is... Likes to wear dresses and call himself Liz.... Stop Pm'ing me you little faggot... I'm not f*****g interested in your 2" inch maggot... So thats my slagging done for the day... Its of to watch Big Brother...hip hip hooray... But dont get upset as this is all in jest.... You all f*****g know that Lab is the best... there was an old scot called lab-tastic, nice lad but he is a spastic, has fat Labradors,wears ladies nickers and draws, and fucks pheasants till they cant take no more..... When that slavering c**t Stewie, left for Sweden.... My thoughts were "Thank f**k" cause he does ma heed in.... A liverpool fan through and through... But am sick of his pish about Big Jock Knew... He didnt turn up at Dans, so guilty as sin... When i do meet up with him i'll kick his c**t in.... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 I'll have a go then...................... Well its morning again.... So turn on the pc... The hunting life as usual... Wonder whos been talking the piss out of me... Will it be Mick, his pictures are a farce... Lying on the couch with his finger up his arse.... Remember the day with that bloody Hog weed... Not interested says Mick just wanting a feed.... Or will it be Stabba the plump gentleman queer... Thank f**k he stays miles away and nowhere near... He couldn't get a f**k, unless he'd to pay her... Imagine the shame, your hero Leo Sayer.... And what about Christain, a weird one he is... Likes to wear dresses and call himself Liz.... Stop Pm'ing me you little faggot... I'm not f*****g interested in your 2" inch maggot... So thats my slagging done for the day... Its of to watch Big Brother...hip hip hooray... But dont get upset as this is all in jest.... You all f*****g know that Lab is the best... there was an old scot called lab-tastic, nice lad but he is a spastic, has fat Labradors,wears ladies nickers and draws, and fucks pheasants till they cant take no more..... When that slavering c**t Stewie, left for Sweden.... My thoughts were "Thank f**k" cause he does ma heed in.... A liverpool fan through and through... But am sick of his pish about Big Jock Knew... He didnt turn up at Dans, so guilty as sin... When i do meet up with him i'll kick his c**t in.... :laugh: im tired and got no energy to beat that mate so 2-1 to you, for now.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 (edited) Across the moss flags a waving, Up on the bank crowds awaiting, Through the mist old ned can be seen, The slipper in red behind the screen, Two long dogs in their prime, Oh to go back to that glorious time, Frosty mornings with friends. Of old, All dressed in cammo to keep out the cold, One in up goes the shout, Up. Pops the slipper looking about, Two long dogs coiled like springs, Slip them slip the massed crowd sings, Old neddy glides past a spring in his heel, Grey hounds in slips his life ready to steal, He zigs and zags as they wave their flags, The slipper rises to a deafening roar, Off go the long dogs as the leads hit the floor, First to the hare their going flat out, Twisting and turning Reds in the lead just by his snout, A whisker away the hare makes a turn, A true wild athlete with energy to burn, Up comes the blue dog with a last gasp, The red dog looses just outclassed, Up goes the blue flag half the bank cheers, While old nedy turns through a hedge and disapers, The Waterloo cup the coursing of old, Just memory's now and storys to be told !!! Edited July 12, 2012 by gonetoearth 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,961 Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 Tell ya what boys , weve found somethin where quite good at .... Takin The Piss lol .... no honestly some crackers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,961 Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 The Terrier Rags 1990 ~ 2006 I picked him up at 6 weeks old nothin special and not so bold, the 1st few weeks he played and slept in the house he was kept, his time had come to see the land at 12 weeks old he was so grand, that was the start off a time together out in the fields in all sorts of weather, small in size but big in heart me and him where never apart, the yrs flew by and he started to slow but show him his quarry and he was ready to go, then the day we all fear i hold my hands up i shed more than a tear, 16 yrs we where as 1 how i missed him when he was gone, no pictures to show or write up in mags just a few words off my old boy Rags !! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 The Terrier Rags 1990 ~ 2006 I picked him up at 6 weeks old nothin special and not so bold, the 1st few weeks he played and slept in the house he was kept, his time had come to see the land at 12 weeks old he was so grand, that was the start off a time together out in the fields in all sorts of weather, small in size but big in heart me and him where never apart, the yrs flew by and he started to slow but show him his quarry and he was ready to go, then the day we all fear i hold my hands up i shed more than a tear, 16 yrs we where as 1 how i missed him when he was gone, no pictures to show or write up in mags just a few words off my old boy Rags !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BEARINATOR 2,842 Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 The Terrier Rags 1990 ~ 2006 I picked him up at 6 weeks old nothin special and not so bold, the 1st few weeks he played and slept in the house he was kept, his time had come to see the land at 12 weeks old he was so grand, that was the start off a time together out in the fields in all sorts of weather, small in size but big in heart me and him where never apart, the yrs flew by and he started to slow but show him his quarry and he was ready to go, then the day we all fear i hold my hands up i shed more than a tear, 16 yrs we where as 1 how i missed him when he was gone, no pictures to show or write up in mags just a few words off my old boy Rags !! That is a good one, like your waterloo cup one as well GTE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
10inchsixnhalfkgsolja 31 Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 I new a guy called bearinator at first he seemed alright but the more I read his posts I chuld see he,s full of shite 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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