lapin2008 1,587 Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 why the f**k would anyone want more than one wife they have a massive house and it's too much hoovering for one bird to manage? they're deaf? they absolutely love head aches? they don't like having a car that doesn't have any dents on it? could be loads of reasons! Dont know how they manage it... her latest modification to her new (to us) car. 3 panels down drivers side, How about stop using the fooking bumpers as a parking aid. Its not a bloody dodgem! Actually am pretty disappointed with my photo there. All you can see is the yellow paint on it. What you cant see is the handles pushed in and the ripples in the metal work spanning the entire length of the car gutted what is it skoda octiva? Its a vectra estate mate. It was a really nice, tidy car till the kids decorated the inside and the wife decorated the outside Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 why the f**k would anyone want more than one wife they have a massive house and it's too much hoovering for one bird to manage? they're deaf? they absolutely love head aches? they don't like having a car that doesn't have any dents on it? could be loads of reasons! Dont know how they manage it... her latest modification to her new (to us) car. 3 panels down drivers side, How about stop using the fooking bumpers as a parking aid. Its not a bloody dodgem! Actually am pretty disappointed with my photo there. All you can see is the yellow paint on it. What you cant see is the handles pushed in and the ripples in the metal work spanning the entire length of the car gutted what is it skoda octiva? Its a vectra estate mate. It was a really nice, tidy car till the kids decorated the inside and the wife decorated the outside FFS what did she hit? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 A big luminous yellow metal post I think going through the MacDonalds drive through Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 A big luminous yellow metal post I think going through the MacDonalds drive through She would have a old banger to drive around in then if it was me, i cant be doing with that bad driving nonsense....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 A big luminous yellow metal post I think going through the MacDonalds drive through She would have a old banger to drive around in then if it was me, i cant be doing with that bad driving nonsense....... I suggested that, went down like a fart in a space suit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 A big luminous yellow metal post I think going through the MacDonalds drive through She would have a old banger to drive around in then if it was me, i cant be doing with that bad driving nonsense....... I suggested that, went down like a fart in a space suit Ask the wife if you can get these back ffs............... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 A big luminous yellow metal post I think going through the MacDonalds drive through She would have a old banger to drive around in then if it was me, i cant be doing with that bad driving nonsense....... I suggested that, went down like a fart in a space suit Ask the wife if you can get these back ffs............... I wear the trousers, she just tells me which pair to wear.... Any man who reckons he is in charge at home is delusional! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 why the f**k would anyone want more than one wife they have a massive house and it's too much hoovering for one bird to manage? they're deaf? they absolutely love head aches? they don't like having a car that doesn't have any dents on it? could be loads of reasons! Dont know how they manage it... her latest modification to her new (to us) car. 3 panels down drivers side, How about stop using the fooking bumpers as a parking aid. Its not a bloody dodgem! Actually am pretty disappointed with my photo there. All you can see is the yellow paint on it. What you cant see is the handles pushed in and the ripples in the metal work spanning the entire length of the car gutted what is it skoda octiva? Its a vectra estate mate. It was a really nice, tidy car till the kids decorated the inside and the wife decorated the outside FFS what did she hit? looks like a jcb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 why the f**k would anyone want more than one wife they have a massive house and it's too much hoovering for one bird to manage? they're deaf? they absolutely love head aches? they don't like having a car that doesn't have any dents on it? could be loads of reasons! Dont know how they manage it... her latest modification to her new (to us) car. 3 panels down drivers side, How about stop using the fooking bumpers as a parking aid. Its not a bloody dodgem! Actually am pretty disappointed with my photo there. All you can see is the yellow paint on it. What you cant see is the handles pushed in and the ripples in the metal work spanning the entire length of the car gutted what is it skoda octiva? Its a vectra estate mate. It was a really nice, tidy car till the kids decorated the inside and the wife decorated the outside FFS what did she hit? looks like a jcb she's a bird, she probably didn't notice what she hit! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 why the f**k would anyone want more than one wife they have a massive house and it's too much hoovering for one bird to manage? they're deaf? they absolutely love head aches? they don't like having a car that doesn't have any dents on it? could be loads of reasons! Dont know how they manage it... her latest modification to her new (to us) car. 3 panels down drivers side, How about stop using the fooking bumpers as a parking aid. Its not a bloody dodgem! Actually am pretty disappointed with my photo there. All you can see is the yellow paint on it. What you cant see is the handles pushed in and the ripples in the metal work spanning the entire length of the car gutted what is it skoda octiva? Its a vectra estate mate. It was a really nice, tidy car till the kids decorated the inside and the wife decorated the outside FFS what did she hit? looks like a jcb she's a bird, she probably didn't notice what she hit! LOL the funny thing is that, the reason she didnt see the big bright yellow metal post is.... "she didnt see it behind the rim of her sun glasses" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Yip its they b*****d sunglasses fault again..... The girl came home one night with a big dent in the front of the car....i said "What the f**k happened here then?".....she said "you wont believe me...a tree was in the middle of the road so i swerved and it swerved towards me, i tried to swerve again but it came towards me again....thats when i crashed!!"....i said "You stupid bitch that was the Magic Tree airfreshner!!!!!!".............. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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