kenny14 656 Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Well i didn't wanna show off .... FFS. And you were going to be my hero i tell everyone i got a 9 incher couldnt you just lie aswell? Same here, always best to knock a few inches off so as not to scare them Must be weird having to say "Minus and inch" when the ladies ask you then mate?....... Wouldn't know, lab, is it? I get away with it with my dashing good looks though..............you must have money.... 'Fraid not ......... I couldn't even afford a Fife lass 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Well i didn't wanna show off .... FFS. And you were going to be my hero i tell everyone i got a 9 incher couldnt you just lie aswell? Same here, always best to knock a few inches off so as not to scare them Must be weird having to say "Minus and inch" when the ladies ask you then mate?....... Wouldn't know, lab, is it? I get away with it with my dashing good looks though..............you must have money.... 'Fraid not ......... I couldn't even afford a Fife lass What a bag eh chips? Times must be hard............... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Well i didn't wanna show off .... FFS. And you were going to be my hero i tell everyone i got a 9 incher couldnt you just lie aswell? Same here, always best to knock a few inches off so as not to scare them Must be weird having to say "Minus and inch" when the ladies ask you then mate?....... Wouldn't know, lab, is it? I get away with it with my dashing good looks though..............you must have money.... 'Fraid not ......... I couldn't even afford a Fife lass What a bag eh chips? Times must be hard............... Ohhhhh, the smell of stale chip fat on a woman, Mmmmmm....................................... :bad: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Well i didn't wanna show off .... FFS. And you were going to be my hero i tell everyone i got a 9 incher couldnt you just lie aswell? Same here, always best to knock a few inches off so as not to scare them Must be weird having to say "Minus and inch" when the ladies ask you then mate?....... Wouldn't know, lab, is it? I get away with it with my dashing good looks though..............you must have money.... 'Fraid not ......... I couldn't even afford a Fife lass What a bag eh chips? Times must be hard............... Ohhhhh, the smell of stale chip fat on a woman, Mmmmmm....................................... :bad: " Eau De Lard"............... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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