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[darkie 143]

how come i can buy a mobile phone for £15 but a large pizza costs me £16.99.

[StevoSmith 147]

cAUSE THATS LIFE MATE

[morton 5,368]

how come i can buy a mobile phone for £15 but a large pizza costs me £16.99.

Try eating the phone and then ringing for an ambulance with the pizza,then you will know.

[darkie 143]

thanks morton,ill try that

[paulus 26]

because its good to talk and bad to eat pizza

[charlie nelly1 142]

because a phone aint going to keep you alive mate, good things come at a price

[morton 5,368]

thanks morton,ill try that

Word of warning,don,t microwave the phone first,taste better boiled.

[paulus 26]

thanks morton,ill try that

Word of warning,don,t microwave the phone first,taste better boiled.

i thought phones fried your brain not the other way around

[darkie 143]

as i used the phone to order the pizza it cost me more as its pay as you go,what came first ,the pizza or the phone

[paulus 26]

as i used the phone to order the pizza it cost me more as its pay as you go,what came first ,the pizza or the phone

the hunger

[darkie 143]

how about if,i bought the phone ,i ordered the pizza with the phone,gave the phone to the kid who delivered it instead of money,shut the door in his face ,.eat the pizza and hope i dont hear any more about it?

[paulus 26]

how about if,i bought the phone ,i ordered the pizza with the phone,gave the phone to the kid who delivered it instead of money,shut the door in his face ,.eat the pizza and hope i dont hear any more about it?

job done

[Mooch. 177]

Because your pizza wasn't made in the far east by 50p an hour labour but your phone was.

[darkie 143]

50 p an hour!!! ,the jammy barstards

[paulus 26]

50 p an hour!!! ,the jammy barstards

always some lucky feckers about