Caprelous 217 Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 (edited) Subject: Yorkshire farmer A farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts: "Ey up Cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss piss an Cow shite." The bloke says: "Sir, I am from Pakistan , can you be speaking clearer, and Slower please" The farmer replies: "If.... You.... Use.... Two.... Hands.... You....Won't.... Spill .....any" Edited February 18, 2012 by Caprelous 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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LolaPat 49 Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 :laugh: I've heard that before but it was a scottish gamekeeper and the paki was an english bloke 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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the big chief 3,099 Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 Subject: Yorkshire farmer A farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts: "Ey up Cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss piss an Cow shite." The bloke says: "Sir, I am from Pakistan , can you be speaking clearer, and Slower please" The farmer replies: "If.... You.... Use.... Two.... Hands.... You....Won't.... Spill .....any" :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jeppi26 1,855 Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 :laugh: I've heard that before but it was a scottish gamekeeper and the paki was an english bloke Prick lollollol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LolaPat 49 Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 :laugh: I've heard that before but it was a scottish gamekeeper and the paki was an english bloke Prick lollollol :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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