Caprelous 217 Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 Two guys hiking it across the australian bush when one of the guys decides he wants a tom tit, he squats down behind this bush when a venemous snake strikes at his scrotal sack, the guys in extreme pain. He says to his mate contact the flying doctor quickly on your mobile get him to come out to me. His mate contacts the flying doctor of the phone and explains the situation to him the doctor says hes to far away and that there is no way he can get to him in time and explains if imediate attention isnt given to the man he will be dead in 30 minutes. The guy says what can I do and the doctor explains that he needs to make an incision just under the bite with his knife and suck as hard as he can to remove the poison going into his bloodstream. He goes back to his mate and his mate says what did the flying doctor say. He said you will be dead in less than 30 minutes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
suffolkpoacher 219 Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 Not bad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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smithie 2,444 Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 :laugh: to be fare i think if the shoe was on the other foot i would be happy to die rather than have a friend cut my ball bag and start sucking one of mi plums Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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