christian71 3,187 Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 For sale 10 sh!T Christmas Cracker Jokes Did you hear about the stupid plastic surgeon? Yes. He stood in front of the fire and melted! Doctor, Doctor! Everyone thinks I'm a liar! Doctor: I don't believe you! Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining! How can you get your name in lights the world over? Change your name to Emergency Exit! How do monkeys make toast? Stick some bread under the gorilla! How do witches tell the time? With a witch-watch! How do you start a polar-bear race? Say 'Ready! Teddy! Go!' How does Father Christmas climb up a chimney? He uses a ladder in the stocking! I say, I say, I say! My wife's gone to the West Indies! Jamaica? No. She was quite happy to go! If I'm standing at the North Pole, facing the South Pole, and the East is on my left hand, what's on my right hand? Fingers! 50p ONO 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dymented 2,220 Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 i allway's like the one liner's best ..if they are too long i forget what i started to read and never get them.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
B.P.R 2,798 Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 What did the cow say on the 25th November? MOOEY CHRISTMAS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jeppi26 1,855 Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 Wrong section matey might get more intresed in right section ;-D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keeper 51 78 Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 (edited) Wrong section matey might get more intresed in right section ;-D baa humbug happy xmas Edited December 26, 2011 by keeper 51 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 i allway's like the one liner's best ..if they are too long i forget what i started to read and never get them.. :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 What did the cow say on the 25th November? MOOEY CHRISTMAS This is my favourite one liner............Did you hear about the gay wizard?.......Dissapeared wi a poof!!!..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer189 93 Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 I had a good one in mine... Can you spot what is wrong with it.....Why did the bull wear abell.......because her horn was broken. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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