MissRhianL 70 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 2 old wives tales that i have been told - 1. When u catch a chicken place its beak on the floor an draw a straight line in front of it, the chicken will lay there an not move - i have actually tried this one an it does work. 2. If u drop a white hanky in front of a rabbit it wont move - that i haven yet tried as iv never got close enough lol any others? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 If you swallow an orange pip a tree will grow inside you. If you swallow chewing gum it'll wrap round your intestines. Dandelion sap cures warts. you can't get pregnant if you have sex standing up. A lot of hedgerwow fruit means we're in for a bad winter. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martnmagik 68 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 if you pick your nose your brain will fall out sniffing dandelions will make you wet the bed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 My old french teacher used to say "If you chew the tip of your pen then your knob will fall off".....................she was a nutcase!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Best one of all.... Wanking makes you go blind. If that were true there we'd all be needing a stick and a guide dog. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 My old french teacher used to say "If you chew the tip of your pen then your knob will fall off".....................she was a nutcase!!! and if she chewed on the top of your knob,she will get sprayed with ink lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Best one of all.... Wanking makes you go blind. If that were true there we'd all be needing a stick and a guide dog. explains why lab-tastic has labradors, all those years as a rent boy eh pal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 My old french teacher used to say "If you chew the tip of your pen then your knob will fall off".....................she was a nutcase!!! 'She' was probably once a 'he' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martnmagik 68 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 one i tell the mrs a lot...... dont tense, it wont hurt so much Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 My old french teacher used to say "If you chew the tip of your pen then your knob will fall off".....................she was a nutcase!!! and if she chewed on the top of your knob,she will get sprayed with ink lol ..........no thanks she was pretty old!! She was a jew with a concentration camp number tattooed on her.........some life she had!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tramp1 4 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 My old french teacher used to say "If you chew the tip of your pen then your knob will fall off".....................she was a nutcase!!! french teacher......... u never went 2 school ya gimp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 My old french teacher used to say "If you chew the tip of your pen then your knob will fall off".....................she was a nutcase!!! french teacher......... u never went 2 school ya gimp I did....i went to the clever school just along the road from your f*****g 'special' one........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 My old french teacher used to say "If you chew the tip of your pen then your knob will fall off".....................she was a nutcase!!! and if she chewed on the top of your knob,she will get sprayed with ink lol ..........no thanks she was pretty old!! She was a jew with a concentration camp number tattooed on her.........some life she had!!!! scott more then likely knows something about that lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tramp1 4 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 My old french teacher used to say "If you chew the tip of your pen then your knob will fall off".....................she was a nutcase!!! french teacher......... u never went 2 school ya gimp I did....i went to the clever school just along the road from your f*****g 'special' one........... m--ks wan thats [bANNED TEXT]........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 My old french teacher used to say "If you chew the tip of your pen then your knob will fall off".....................she was a nutcase!!! french teacher......... u never went 2 school ya gimp I did....i went to the clever school just along the road from your f*****g 'special' one........... m--ks wan thats [bANNED TEXT]........ I think you've just proved my point................ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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