"Earth!" 503 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Anyway back on track,, 25 yrs ma missus has went with never farting in front of me,, A proper lady Not like yer bird TB,,, dumped if it was me like!! well done your lady as with dumping i may leave that for a few weeks there one thing am still waiting to get of her bloody hell, (premarriage) if i didnt get it within 24hrs, they were feckked off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 (edited) Anyway back on track,, 25 yrs ma missus has went with never farting in front of me,, A proper lady Not like yer bird TB,,, dumped if it was me like!! well done your lady as with dumping i may leave that for a few weeks there one thing am still waiting to get of her Pushing the fart back in by any chance............ or the knickers with the gravey stain down the rear Edited July 11, 2011 by "Earth!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Anyway back on track,, 25 yrs ma missus has went with never farting in front of me,, A proper lady Not like yer bird TB,,, dumped if it was me like!! well done your lady as with dumping i may leave that for a few weeks there one thing am still waiting to get of her Pushing the fart back in by any chance............ or the knickers with the gravey stain down the rear I'm struggling to compete with this filth......I hope Magdon doesn't read this and realise i am infact a 'chav'.......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 no did that last night to be fair shes a nice girl bit dippy mind but shes ok,f**k nos what she sees in me mind Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 no did that last night to be fair shes a nice girl bit dippy mind but shes ok,f**k nos what she sees in me mind Somebody she feels comfortable to fart around............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 to be fare it just poped out she dident do it on perpose i dont think Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 to be fare it just poped out she dident do it on perpose i dont think Maybe you have damaged her last night........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lunita 57 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 aww this poor girl if only she knew what you said about her on here....lol...anyone think u guys were all saints... i heard an interview once with pdiddy on graham norten and he said he never trusted a girl that didnt ever fart in front of him as if they can hide that what else can they hide from him.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 no did that last night to be fair shes a nice girl bit dippy mind but shes ok,f**k nos what she sees in me mind is it because you are a carer and she is a client??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Anyway back on track,, 25 yrs ma missus has went with never farting in front of me,, A proper lady Not like yer bird TB,,, dumped if it was me like!! well done your lady as with dumping i may leave that for a few weeks there one thing am still waiting to get of her Pushing the fart back in by any chance............ or the knickers with the gravey stain down the rear a proper wrong un!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 my one does a dutch oven now and again.She farts in bed ,sticks my head under the sheets and hold my head under.I think its quiet kinky to be honest Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fcuktheban 140 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 my one does a dutch oven now and again.She farts in bed ,sticks my head under the sheets and hold my head under.I think its quiet kinky to be honest Is that why you called yourself scent? :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 my one does a dutch oven now and again.She farts in bed ,sticks my head under the sheets and hold my head under.I think its quiet kinky to be honest Is that why you called yourself scent? :sick: beautiful aint it :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fcuktheban 140 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 my one does a dutch oven now and again.She farts in bed ,sticks my head under the sheets and hold my head under.I think its quiet kinky to be honest Is that why you called yourself scent? :sick: beautiful aint it :kiss: Do you blend in better when hunting? I would have thought it would make them run like a wildfire Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 my one does a dutch oven now and again.She farts in bed ,sticks my head under the sheets and hold my head under.I think its quiet kinky to be honest Is that why you called yourself scent? :sick: beautiful aint it :kiss: Do you blend in better when hunting? I would have thought it would make them run like a wildfire scent has an open invite digging with me... i have some verrrryyyyyyyyyy quiet secluded spots :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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