tb25 4,627 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 well my girlfriend i have been with for 6 years has never farted in front of me once but this new one did this morning couldn't believe it,wtf man,eny way theres no way i can go back there now after that,utterly disgusted to sat the least,do your wife's fart?should it evin be allowed round a man :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 my wifes never dropped one in front of me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 my wifes never dropped one in front of me. good for her a mate i no sits in the bog as his mrs takes a dump just carnt bring myself to think of a woman fartin or taking a dump,just wrong,so wrong Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 well my girlfriend i have been with for 6 years has never farted in front of me once but this new one did this morning couldn't believe it,wtf man,eny way theres no way i can go back there now after that,utterly disgusted to sat the least,do your wife's fart?should it evin be allowed round a man :sick: ............lets get this into context....was it a small bottom burp with a little chuckle and an apology or did she say "oh listen tae this ya wee fanny!", cock her leg and let a f*****g rasper go?...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jt750 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 my wifes never dropped one in front of me. But what about a fart .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 well my girlfriend i have been with for 6 years has never farted in front of me once but this new one did this morning couldn't believe it,wtf man,eny way theres no way i can go back there now after that,utterly disgusted to sat the least,do your wife's fart?should it evin be allowed round a man :sick: ............lets get this into context....was it a small bottom burp with a little chuckle and an apology or did she say "oh listen tae this ya wee fanny!", cock her leg and let a f*****g rasper go?...... legs behind the head and a lighter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 only a little one but all the same its just not right, not at all as said am disgusted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 well my girlfriend i have been with for 6 years has never farted in front of me once but this new one did this morning couldn't believe it,wtf man,eny way theres no way i can go back there now after that,utterly disgusted to sat the least,do your wife's fart?should it evin be allowed round a man :sick: ............lets get this into context....was it a small bottom burp with a little chuckle and an apology or did she say "oh listen tae this ya wee fanny!", cock her leg and let a f*****g rasper go?...... legs behind the head and a lighter ..I've got dumb and dumber in my head now........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 my wifes never dropped one in front of me. But what about a fart .... suppose i should have edited my post.. only time shes farted is when ive ripped my love sausage out a bit quick from her front bum Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 my wifes never dropped one in front of me. But what about a fart .... suppose i should have edited my post.. only time shes farted is when ive ripped my love sausage out a bit quick from her front bum I've heard you get that whens there alot of 'air space'................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moggy rock 22 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 mine lifts her leg right up in the air when she farts to get the full affect only because i hold her head under the covers when i fart till she goes blue in the face.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 It's totally wrong! I fancied this girl for ages once and one day at the end of a party I got her chatting in the kitchen and she said "you don't mind if I fart do you" and before I could answer just let one go!!! that was it, end of story.....it's got to be one of the biggest turn offs ever! I used to go out with a girl who used to go and have a shit in the bathroom when her mum or dad were in the bath she said it was OK cos they'd pull the shower curtain across. Some people are just plain odd! On the opposite end of the scale, my sisters ex used to leave the taps on full blast when he was having a piss because he didn't want people outside the bathroom to hear it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 I think she is allowed this one little slip up tb, its perhaps payback for all the trouble you got into on facebook recently with your cyber shag fest :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blan89 159 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 you think thats bad? my bird done a big sloppy shit when she was in labour havin our baby. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 you think thats bad? my bird done a big sloppy shit when she was in labour havin our baby. isn't that the greatest moment of your life??? kinda took the shine off it a little did it?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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