Funny

[The Seeker 3,048]

A  Somalian  arrives in  Streatham as  a  new immigrant to  the UK .

 He stops  the first person he sees walking down the street  and says........

 'Thank you  Mr. British for letting me in this country, giving  me housing, money for food, free medical  care, free education and no  taxes!'

 The passer by  says, 'You are mistaken, I  am Mexican!'

 

 The man  goes on and encounters another passer by. 'Thank  you for having such a beautiful country here  in the UK !'

 The person  says, 'I not British, I  Polish!'

 

 The new  arrival walks further, and the next person he sees  he stops, shakes his hand  and says,  'Thank you for the  wonderful  Britain !'

 That person  puts up his hand and says, 'I am  from Russia , I  am not from Britain !'

 

 He finally  sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you a  British?'

 She says,  'No, I  am  from Africa !'

 Puzzled, he  asks her, 'Where are all  the British?'

 The African  lady checks her watch and says ...'Probably  at work'

[scothunter 12,609]

brillaint lol but also so very true

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