wetdogsmell 99 Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 My staff bitch keeps tryin to hump my leg, does anybody else have a bitch that does this ? ? ? It could just be my animal magnetism because the exact same thing happens to me in the pub with fat birds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 just gee it yer leg once a week, brings the bonding on heaps an bounds if ye ask me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 oh aye any tips for the fat chicks???? im no that lucky Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.terrier man. 193 Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 oh aye any tips for the fat chicks???? im no that lucky pint of bow and a pack of crisps will get ya a rub up the valleys Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scalesntails 118 Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 My staff bitch keeps tryin to hump my leg, does anybody else have a bitch that does this ? ? ? It could just be my animal magnetism because the exact same thing happens to me in the pub with fat birds It's all the testosterone you better cut her balls off asap :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: That's what a vet or a TV trainer would tell you if it was a boy but it's almost never their balls hence why your bitch does it. You need to assert your dominance with her as she thinks she is either the alpha or has a chance of becoming the alpha. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wetdogsmell 99 Posted April 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 I did'nt mind the humping at first, but now she wants me to dress up as a school girl, and as for the fat chicks, just rub a chip bag on your clothes and they'll be hovering around you all nite, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 I did'nt mind the humping at first, but now she wants me to dress up as a school girl, and as for the fat chicks, just rub a chip bag on your clothes and they'll be hovering around you all nite, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jt750 Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 I did'nt mind the humping at first, but now she wants me to dress up as a school girl, and as for the fat chicks, just rub a chip bag on your clothes and they'll be hovering around you all nite, You must live close to me using that trick .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,914 Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 When we were kids one of the local farmers had a free range terrier that used to knock about with us and we'd take her ratting etc but if you said Rats around her she'd grab the nearest leg and shag the shite out of it, it was always fun when there was someone new around that didn't know about it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Ethyl 63 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 My mates bitch tried to hump flint once she wont do it again LMAO Shes also tried to mount a friend of ours and she was swiftly soaked with a cup of cold water and she stopped that time as well and hasnt done it since that was round about november time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 oh aye any tips for the fat chicks???? im no that lucky Wear a mask.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 send her down to me karl il sort her out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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