blan89 159 Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Ray Mears or Shakira? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Ray Mears or Shakira? Shakira..........ad f*****g die happy then!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blan89 159 Posted March 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 what i was thinking mate lol die happy in about a month or die miserable in about 10 years when that fat b*****d has a stroke and leaves you with nothing but his own blubber for sustenance. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Ray Mears or Shakira? hmmmmmmmmmmmm Give me time to think it over........................................ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Ray Mears or Shakira? hmmmmmmmmmmmm Give me time to think it over........................................ Oh thats right, i remember you told me how you 'love' Ray..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Ray Mears or Shakira? hmmmmmmmmmmmm Give me time to think it over........................................ Oh thats right, i remember you told me how you 'love' Ray..... Can i change Ray to Danny Dyer??? I'd love to be alone on a island with that wee heart stealling wee nyaff!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Ray Mears or Shakira? hmmmmmmmmmmmm Give me time to think it over........................................ Oh thats right, i remember you told me how you 'love' Ray..... Can i change Ray to Danny Dyer??? I'd love to be alone on a island with that wee heart stealling wee nyaff!!! Funny that, your misses picked Danny as well..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Ray Mears or Shakira? hmmmmmmmmmmmm Give me time to think it over........................................ Oh thats right, i remember you told me how you 'love' Ray..... Can i change Ray to Danny Dyer??? I'd love to be alone on a island with that wee heart stealling wee nyaff!!! Funny that, your misses picked Danny as well..... Ohhhhh I know mate, I trip over his shrine everytime I go to the toilet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scalesntails 118 Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 If it was a desert island there would be nothing but sand so any survival skills would be useless. Also I don't eat much fruit or veg and have never seen Ray catch any animals or fish in his program. This means the only solution would be an attempt at hollowing out Shakira and using her as a canoe. I suggest starting the hollowing between her legs. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artic 595 Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 It would have to be Wilson. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 it cant be a desert if its an island, its surounded by water Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shroob 9 Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Definition of desert is a place with very little rainfall. So if it didn't rain on this island then it could be called a desert. Sorry to be a pain, just thought I would chip in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Bad choice for me as I hate the fecking pair of 'em..! Ray Mears is a big fat tosser and fecking usless in any situation, three weeks carving a spoon when he could just use his fingers. He'd never survive anywhere except McDonalds!! So, it's have to be Shakira, providing the bint didn't start yodleing! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 hmmmm i'd take shakira, start a fire with me going hard and fast between her loins... And send smoke signals out to the passing boats.... then we'd be rescued, and she'd fall for my ability to "RESCUE HER" ............ :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Definition of desert is a place with very little rainfall. So if it didn't rain on this island then it could be called a desert. Sorry to be a pain, just thought I would chip in. not being a pain lad, its always good to learn summit new. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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