RossM 8,149 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 A Glasgow teacher asks her class, "What football team do you you support? Raise your hand for celtic." The whole class raise their hand except oneboy "Billy?" What team do you support Billy?" "Erm Rangers, Miss!" "Why?" asks the teacher."Coz ma Maw n Da dae, so a dae tae!" "Well you dont have to copy your mum and dad, what if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a child molester?" Billy replies, "Then I'd probably support celtic like the rest o you dirty b*****ds!!!" :whistling: 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,621 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 A Glasgow teacher asks her class, "What football team do you you support? Raise your hand for celtic." The whole class raise their hand except oneboy "Billy?" What team do you support Billy?" "Erm Rangers, Miss!" "Why?" asks the teacher."Coz ma Maw n Da dae, so a dae tae!" "Well you dont have to copy your mum and dad, what if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a child molester?" Billy replies, "Then I'd probably support celtic like the rest o you dirty b*****ds!!!" :whistling: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Love this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubRuI7TvkNI Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 A Glasgow teacher asks her class, "What football team do you you support? Raise your hand for celtic." The whole class raise their hand except oneboy "Billy?" What team do you support Billy?" "Erm Rangers, Miss!" "Why?" asks the teacher."Coz ma Maw n Da dae, so a dae tae!" "Well you dont have to copy your mum and dad, what if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a child molester?" Billy replies, "Then I'd probably support celtic like the rest o you dirty b*****ds!!!" :whistling: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 A Glasgow teacher asks her class, "What football team do you you support? Raise your hand for celtic." The whole class raise their hand except oneboy "Billy?" What team do you support Billy?" "Erm Rangers, Miss!" "Why?" asks the teacher."Coz ma Maw n Da dae, so a dae tae!" "Well you dont have to copy your mum and dad, what if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a child molester?" Billy replies, "Then I'd probably support celtic like the rest o you dirty b*****ds!!!" :whistling: Judge!!!! Your not a Hun so f****n cut it out!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Another good one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Boy asks his mum why he has the biggest penis at school, is it cos I'm fae Glasgow? Naw, replies his maw, it's cos your a 27 year old retard, now eat your beans properly, your getting them down the front of your new rangers top!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
buster 8789 64 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Boy asks his mum why he has the biggest penis at school, is it cos I'm fae Glasgow? Naw, replies his maw, it's cos your a 27 year old retard, now eat your beans properly, your getting them down the front of your new rangers top!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 A Glasgow teacher asks her class, "What football team do you you support? Raise your hand for celtic." The whole class raise their hand except oneboy "Billy?" What team do you support Billy?" "Erm Rangers, Miss!" "Why?" asks the teacher."Coz ma Maw n Da dae, so a dae tae!" "Well you dont have to copy your mum and dad, what if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a child molester?" Billy replies, "Then I'd probably support celtic like the rest o you dirty b*****ds!!!" :whistling: Judge!!!! Your not a Hun so f****n cut it out!!! Please forgive my ignorance but whats a "Hun" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 A Glasgow teacher asks her class, "What football team do you you support? Raise your hand for celtic." The whole class raise their hand except oneboy "Billy?" What team do you support Billy?" "Erm Rangers, Miss!" "Why?" asks the teacher."Coz ma Maw n Da dae, so a dae tae!" "Well you dont have to copy your mum and dad, what if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a child molester?" Billy replies, "Then I'd probably support celtic like the rest o you dirty b*****ds!!!" :whistling: Judge!!!! Your not a Hun so f****n cut it out!!! Please forgive my ignorance but whats a "Hun" What's informatively known as " a dirty orange b*****d"... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 A Glasgow teacher asks her class, "What football team do you you support? Raise your hand for celtic." The whole class raise their hand except oneboy "Billy?" What team do you support Billy?" "Erm Rangers, Miss!" "Why?" asks the teacher."Coz ma Maw n Da dae, so a dae tae!" "Well you dont have to copy your mum and dad, what if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a child molester?" Billy replies, "Then I'd probably support celtic like the rest o you dirty b*****ds!!!" :whistling: Judge!!!! Your not a Hun so f****n cut it out!!! Please forgive my ignorance but whats a "Hun" What's informatively known as " a dirty orange b*****d"... Sorry, I am not taking the p*ss but I am no wiser, whats the orange bit?? Is it a Scottish thing???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Come on lads keep it clean. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Dont bother answering as I found out the meaning on Urban dictionary. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 joke There was a Rangers fan at this estuary in north Queensland and he saw a local man in his smal boat, fishing. The Rangers fan asked "Are there any sharks in there?" The local replied "No sharks in here." The Rangers fan got behind some trees and got into his swimwear. Once he got into the water he asked the local "Aren't you going to jump in? It's nice in here." The local told him "No, there's too many crocodiles". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 haha Rangers fan is out walking his 3 legged greyhound one day when a genie appears and grants him a wish. after thinking for a minute he says 'I want this dog to win the derby'. the genie says 'a three legged dog winning the Derby, cmon be realistic man'. ok says the Rangers fan how about the Rangers winning the champions league?. to which the genie replies ' what was the one about the dog again?' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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