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[steve109 43]

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

 

 

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems,

so without

me nothing would happen."

 

 

"I should be in charge," said the blood,

"Because I circulate oxygen all over

so without me you'd all waste away."

 

"I should be in charge," said the stomach,"

Because I process food

and give all

of you energy."

 

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry

the body

wherever it needs to go."

 

"I should be in charge," said the eyes,

"Because I allow

the body

to see where it goes."

 

 

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible

for waste removal."

 

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum

and insulted him,

so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,

the stomach was bloated,

the legs got wobbly,

the eyes got watery,

and the blood was toxic.

They all decided that the rectum should be the boss

.

The Moral of the story?

Even though the others do all the work...

There's usually a arsehole in charge

[Simoman 110]

Funny yet true

[skycat 6,174]

Great! My OH is a bin man: he can see the logic in that tale LOL