Lab 10,979 Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 A man went to the pet shop and decided to buy a Budgie. He took it home and put it in its cage and every 10mins it would say "Am a Glesga' Budgie and am hard as f**k!"......after a week of this he got so pissed of and went and bought a Kestrel...he threw it in the cage and said "We'll see how f*****g hard ya are now?" In the morning he looked in the cage, the Kestrel was dead and the Budgie was shouting "Am a Glesga Budgie and am hard as f**k!" So the man went out and got a Buzzard and threw that in the cage......in the morning the Buzzard was dead and the Budgie was shouting "Am a Glesga Budgie and am hard as f**k!"..... So the man went out and got a Golden Eagle and threw that in......in the morning he looked in the cage, the Eagle was dead and the Budgie had no feathers left....? The Budgie said..."A had tae take ma jaikit aff fir that wan!!!!!".......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest thebigdog Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 A man went to the pet shop and decided to buy a Budgie. He took it home and put it in its cage and every 10mins it would say "Am a Glesga' Budgie and am hard as f**k!"......after a week of this he got so pissed of and went and bought a Kestrel...he threw it in the cage and said "We'll see how f*****g hard ya are now?" In the morning he looked in the cage, the Kestrel was dead and the Budgie was shouting "Am a Glesga Budgie and am hard as f**k!" So the man went out and got a Buzzard and threw that in the cage......in the morning the Buzzard was dead and the Budgie was shouting "Am a Glesga Budgie and am hard as f**k!"..... So the man went out and got a Golden Eagle and threw that in......in the morning he looked in the cage, the Eagle was dead and the Budgie had no feathers left....? The Budgie said..."A had tae take ma jaikit aff fir that wan!!!!!".......... hahaahaaah Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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