Phantom 631 Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Hey buddy, Glad you had a decent little jaunt I can see your Mrs S, now the head down, raised eyebrows, arms uncrossed, one hand round your throat, the other placing the Gamebag on your head and tieing the strap tight around your neck then turning you round forcing your head and shoulders down into the boot of the car while she places the 100 firmly up to the butt in your butt saying, I've told you once, I've told you a million times, its not a fecking game bag! Now get this boot cleaned :laugh: :laugh: SPA Phantom Quote Link to post
stealthy1 3,964 Posted October 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Hey buddy, Glad you had a decent little jaunt I can see your Mrs S, now the head down, raised eyebrows, arms uncrossed, one hand round your throat, the other placing the Gamebag on your head and tieing the strap tight around your neck then turning you round forcing your head and shoulders down into the boot of the car while she places the 100 firmly up to the butt in your butt saying, I've told you once, I've told you a million times, its not a fecking game bag! Now get this boot cleaned :laugh: :laugh: SPA Phantom You dont know how close you are mate Two weeks ago her and her mate went shopping, and when they went to put the shopping in the boot, there was my old sheet covered in blood, guts and rabbit fluff, I got a right round of f**ks when she got home, because I was meant to take it out the day before Quote Link to post
festa 206 Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 very nice mate and i think its time to buy the wife her own car lol y u not in the comp ?? atb gary Quote Link to post
stealthy1 3,964 Posted October 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 very nice mate and i think its time to buy the wife her own car lol y u not in the comp ?? atb gary I bought the Mrs an Astra, but she always used mine because she did'nt have to put juice in it, so I sold it I thought about the comp, but I only have a limited amount of time, so I've left it up to you boys Quote Link to post
chameleon 26 Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 If you had given me a bell I would have had a ride out with you Quote Link to post
stealthy1 3,964 Posted October 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 If you had given me a bell I would have had a ride out with you I realise your still using carrier pigeons over there in South Yorkshire for sending post, but surely someone in the village has a phone, even if it is a second world war wind up job Quote Link to post
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 If the ferts dont get em the HW will. Quote Link to post
stealthy1 3,964 Posted October 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 If the ferts dont get em the HW will. Where there's a will, there's a means Arch Quote Link to post
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