chimp 299 Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfareâ€. So I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no bloody clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first cheque Friday. Damn, this is a great country. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfareâ€. So I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no bloody clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first cheque Friday. Damn, this is a great country. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 Bet he ain't a Moslem. Ric Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steboro 26 Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 :clapper: :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 Is he an afgan hound. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 He's from America. He's a coon dog. Ric Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arcticgun 4,548 Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 (edited) Bet he ain't a Moslem. Ric for an extra two grand a week in benefits and a luxury mansion in mayfair, a tenner says he indeed is a muslim Edited June 22, 2010 by arcticgun Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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