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HEARD A GOOD ONE THE OTHER DAY I MEAN THIS ONE IS UNBELIEVABLE.YOU'VE BEEN OUT WITH TERRIERS AND LURCHERS DOING THIS AND THAT TERRIERS COVERED IN EARTH YOUR DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD AND SEE A TRAFFIC COP HAVING PULLED SOME POOR INNOCENT MOTORIST OVER AGAIN FOR SOMETHING WHAT DO YOU DO ? WELL IF YOU THICK AS SH#TE YOU PULL THE FINGER ON HIM DON'T YOU YEA THAT'S RIGHT PULL THE :feck: ON HIM WAW I KNOW THERE'S STUPID PEOPLE ABOUT BUT THAT JUST TAKES THE BISCUIT !!!!!!

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lmao thats funny as fuk :clapper::clapper: they are abunch of c**ts though :laugh::laugh: almost as funny as some of the hardcore hunters that couldnt even make it to one end of the field to the other :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

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Theres always one aint there bit like someone i know who upon getting arrested and moaning the cuffs where too tight the lady officer said well theyre not built for comfort.She was a real heavy lass and his retort no but your definately built for comfort aint you

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Theres always one aint there bit like someone i know who upon getting arrested and moaning the cuffs where too tight the lady officer said well theyre not built for comfort.She was a real heavy lass and his retort no but your definately built for comfort aint you

 

 

 

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: brilliant mate whats life without abit of laughter :clapper:

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i seen a good one to mate, some pissed lad local idiot said to a copper what nine foot tall with a prick on the top, copper said i dont now, the fella said a police man on a police horse, fuk me i was in bits :laugh:

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Now that one is an ideal description brilliant !! Keep em coming

 

 

fuk that got now more, i'm of for a very long walk with the dogs, nothing beats walking the fields keeping fit with the muts :bye:

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I didn't say much but once in my younger foolish days I was trussed up and bailed into a waiting meat wagon When I decided I wanted a fag. So I managed to drop a fag onto the seat/bench got my disposable lighter and made the flame about a foot long :whistling: When we arrived at the sty They opened the doors there was me still cuffed up with a fag in my mouth laughing my nuts off :laugh: Soon stopped laughing when the bugger dragged me out by my feet though :censored:

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The last time i got arrested about 5 year ago due to an incident with the daughters ex they put me in a cell after i had to remove my shoes belt and even the draw string through the bottom of my fleece as i laid on the foam mat i noticed i still had my gundog whistle on a lanyard around my neck lets just say i couldent resist giving a few peeps on it.laugh.gif

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i seen a good one to mate, some pissed lad local idiot said to a copper what nine foot tall with a prick on the top, copper said i dont now, the fella said a police man on a police horse, fuk me i was in bits :laugh:

 

Version round here is 'What's 9 foot tall with a c**t half way down its' back?.....

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