PRYLLWYD 0 Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 HEARD A GOOD ONE THE OTHER DAY I MEAN THIS ONE IS UNBELIEVABLE.YOU'VE BEEN OUT WITH TERRIERS AND LURCHERS DOING THIS AND THAT TERRIERS COVERED IN EARTH YOUR DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD AND SEE A TRAFFIC COP HAVING PULLED SOME POOR INNOCENT MOTORIST OVER AGAIN FOR SOMETHING WHAT DO YOU DO ? WELL IF YOU THICK AS SH#TE YOU PULL THE FINGER ON HIM DON'T YOU YEA THAT'S RIGHT PULL THE ON HIM WAW I KNOW THERE'S STUPID PEOPLE ABOUT BUT THAT JUST TAKES THE BISCUIT !!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest fence_hopper Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 (edited) lmao thats funny as fuk they are abunch of c**ts though almost as funny as some of the hardcore hunters that couldnt even make it to one end of the field to the other Edited February 8, 2010 by fence_hopper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PRYLLWYD 0 Posted February 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 WHO THE STUPID c**ts IN THE VAN GIVING THE I WOULD SAY SO TOO !!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PRYLLWYD 0 Posted February 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 AEY BUT HARDCORE HUNTERS DON'T GO ROUND GIVING COPS THE WITH MUD COVERED TERRIERS IN THE BACK DO THEY FENCE_HOPPER !!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest fence_hopper Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 (edited) maybe they do ey pryllwd Edited February 8, 2010 by fence_hopper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest fence_hopper Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 (edited) well i do i know what else takes the biscuit infact they take the whole tin Edited February 8, 2010 by fence_hopper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Ethyl 63 Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Theres always one aint there bit like someone i know who upon getting arrested and moaning the cuffs where too tight the lady officer said well theyre not built for comfort.She was a real heavy lass and his retort no but your definately built for comfort aint you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest fence_hopper Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Theres always one aint there bit like someone i know who upon getting arrested and moaning the cuffs where too tight the lady officer said well theyre not built for comfort.She was a real heavy lass and his retort no but your definately built for comfort aint you brilliant mate whats life without abit of laughter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Ethyl 63 Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 I didnt know where to look lol.The poor lady was fuming and foaming at the mouth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest fence_hopper Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 (edited) i seen a good one to mate, some pissed lad local idiot said to a copper what nine foot tall with a prick on the top, copper said i dont now, the fella said a police man on a police horse, fuk me i was in bits Edited February 8, 2010 by fence_hopper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PRYLLWYD 0 Posted February 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Now that one is an ideal description brilliant !! Keep em coming Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest fence_hopper Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Now that one is an ideal description brilliant !! Keep em coming fuk that got now more, i'm of for a very long walk with the dogs, nothing beats walking the fields keeping fit with the muts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,525 Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 I didn't say much but once in my younger foolish days I was trussed up and bailed into a waiting meat wagon When I decided I wanted a fag. So I managed to drop a fag onto the seat/bench got my disposable lighter and made the flame about a foot long When we arrived at the sty They opened the doors there was me still cuffed up with a fag in my mouth laughing my nuts off Soon stopped laughing when the bugger dragged me out by my feet though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 The last time i got arrested about 5 year ago due to an incident with the daughters ex they put me in a cell after i had to remove my shoes belt and even the draw string through the bottom of my fleece as i laid on the foam mat i noticed i still had my gundog whistle on a lanyard around my neck lets just say i couldent resist giving a few peeps on it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
droid 11 Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 i seen a good one to mate, some pissed lad local idiot said to a copper what nine foot tall with a prick on the top, copper said i dont now, the fella said a police man on a police horse, fuk me i was in bits Version round here is 'What's 9 foot tall with a c**t half way down its' back?..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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