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Grandad was reminiscing about the good old days...

 

 

 

 

"When I were a lad, me mother would send me down to t'corner shop WI a shilling, and I'd come back WI five pounds o' potatoes, two loaves o'

 

bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, a packet o' tea, an' 'alf

 

a dozen eggs. Yer can't do that now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Too many bloody security cameras."

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lol this is true, my dads just had a baby girl but when he and his girlfirnd were thinking of names they liked oscar for a boy, anyway my dad went round for a visit my grandad called him into the front room and said "whats this i hear about you thinking of calling the baby oscar". "yeah do you like it dad" my grandad replied " oh no you cant call the baby oscar" dad said why "well when me and your mother first started courting she used to call my willy oscar, if she started running round the house shouting oscar id have a f*****g heart attack, youve got to think of my health these das son im getting old"

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