nercwys 10 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Man naked,looks in the mirror and says to his wife "why do i always get a hard on when i look at myself?" Whife says "coz even your cock thinks your a c*nt!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the fezz 44 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 My wife thinks I have erectile dysfunction. I just don't have the heart to tell her she's a fat ugly c**t. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 What do you call a white woman with a black baby? Single. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Two asian brothers killed when they fell through a frozen pond in Birmingham. ITV are to make a documentry on the 3rd brother who survived the ordeal. Dan Singh on Ice will be screened in the spring!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 A Haitian VooDoo Witchdoctor claimed to be the reason for the earthquake. He put all of his dolls in the washing machine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 What do you call a Rabbi who lives in the Alps? Mountain Jew! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Well i for one think it's a bit early to be making Jokes about the Earthquake in Haiti and suggest we wait for the dust to settle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 why do asprins work? because there white. -------------------------------------------------- I just read that Lady Gaga has had to cancel a concert due to ill health. Poor bloke, it must be man flu. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 If the McCanns had spent more time looking for Maddie and less on their "Oven Chip" business, maybe they'd have been more successful. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Whats Brown and bumps into tables? Harvey Price Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 INFATUATION c**t. A Paki walks into a chip shop and asks how they cook there chips. Confused? Read the first two words again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 A Paki went into a bar and asked, "Could you recommend your finest port?" "Yes," said the barman. "Dover, now f**k off." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 A Paki went into a bar and asked, "Could you recommend your finest port?" "Yes," said the barman. "Dover, now f**k off." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Fifteen skinheads chased a Pakistani into a shop and proceed to kick seven flavours of shit out of him. Eventually, the police arrived and arrested everyone. One of the coppers walked over to the shop assistant and asked if he saw it all happen. When the clerk replied, "Yes," the cop asked why he didn't help out. "I thought fifteen was enough," came the reply. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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