RicW 67 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 There's these three guys on a site, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Monday morning come lunch break they all sit down, open their snap. The Englishman says "right thats it. Any more boiled egg sarnies and I'm gonna chuck meself off the roof. If my old lady don't sort this out I'm gone" The Scotsman checks his box and says "If I get oatcakes once more that's it. If she dinna sort this oot I'm off the roof." The Irishman looks in his box, and says" If I get boiled praties once more I'm off the roof" Next day they open their snap boxes. The Englishman says "Now that's more like it. Rare roast beef, crusty brown bread, a nice chunk of blue Wensleydale." The Scotsman looks, says "Hoo boy. Tatties, neeps, and a grand slice of haggis." The Irishman looks, shouts "Friggin boiled praties again", runs to the edge and jumps. Whee splat. Comes the inquest, the coroner asks the Englishman and the Scotsman for their versions of what happened. Then he asks the Irishman's wife what her story is. She says " Begorrah yer honour I don't know. He always made his own lunch" Look, guys, I'm sorry but I think it's funny! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JohnGalway 1,043 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 It's offensive in that it's crap Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Heard that joke bout twenty years aog, and it was shit back then. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MISTY 11 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 There's these three guys on a site, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Monday morning come lunch break they all sit down, open their snap. The Englishman says "right thats it. Any more boiled egg sarnies and I'm gonna chuck meself off the roof. If my old lady don't sort this out I'm gone" The Scotsman checks his box and says "If I get oatcakes once more that's it. If she dinna sort this oot I'm off the roof." The Irishman looks in his box, and says" If I get boiled praties once more I'm off the roof" Next day they open their snap boxes. The Englishman says "Now that's more like it. Rare roast beef, crusty brown bread, a nice chunk of blue Wensleydale." The Scotsman looks, says "Hoo boy. Tatties, neeps, and a grand slice of haggis." The Irishman looks, shouts "Friggin boiled praties again", runs to the edge and jumps. Whee splat. Comes the inquest, the coroner asks the Englishman and the Scotsman for their versions of what happened. Then he asks the Irishman's wife what her story is. She says " Begorrah yer honour I don't know. He always made his own lunch" Look, guys, I'm sorry but I think it's funny! Jokes like that are stupid so that people like you can understand them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted January 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 It's offensive in that it's crap John - Still funny though! Just played your "Goats don't Shave" track. That wee guy is one MEAN fiddle player! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JohnGalway 1,043 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 It's offensive in that it's crap John - Still funny though! Just played your "Goats don't Shave" track. That wee guy is one MEAN fiddle player! Music had to be good, style icons they were not (and still not funny ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JohnGalway 1,043 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 That wee guy is one MEAN fiddle player! Bag of Cats Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted January 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Hey guys, if any one is really offended I apologise. It just seemed to me to be such a daft joke that no-one could take it seriously. You could switch it round and make the English guy out to be the thicko - and as an Englishman I've been on the receiving end a few times - or you could make it a Polack joke with latke in his box, a Yiddisher joke with schnitzel, a Kraut joke with pumpernickel . . . No offence intended to anyone. Ric Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JohnGalway 1,043 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I can only speak for myself and say I'm not offended in the least, aside from it being a really really crap joke I would have retaliated but I don't know any decent jokes that, honestly, wouldn't cause a storm of proper offense Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted January 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Ok. This one really pushes the envelope. Travelling fair in Wales, has a stall which says "Make my donkey laugh and win TEN POUNDS. Taff goes up, walks up to the donkey, whispers in its ear. The donkey laffs like a drain. Stall holder pays over the 10 quid, asks Taff what he said. Taff says "Oh I told him I've got a bigger dick than he has" A year later the fair comes back. This time the sign says "Make my donkey cry and win 20 pounds". Taff goes up, hides behind the curtain, a few moments later the donkey bursts into tears. Stall holder hands over the 20 notes, asks Taff what he said. Taff says "Oh, I showed him" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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