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cops stop a pakistani in a transit van on the motorway,cop says "do you know the limit is 70"? pakistani looks behind and says" hear that 3 of you will have to get out"!!

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cops stop a pakistani in a transit van on the motorway,cop says "do you know the limit is 70"? pakistani looks behind and says" hear that 3 of you will have to get out"!!

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like it mate.

 

whats the diffrence between a tyre & 350 condoms

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1 is a goodyear and the other is a bloody good year ;)

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Two little scouse scallys approach a man parking his car."Watch yer

car fer a fiver mister?""No thanks lads,my Rottweiler is in the back"."Can it put fires out?."

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why does the river mersey run through liverpool?

because if it walked it would get mugged.

 

what does a scouse have in common with a laxertive

they both aggrivate the shit out of you.

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What do you get if you wrap Jordans kid up with sellotape??????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sticky Black Spastic!!!!!!!!!

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Guest bullterrier
What do you get if you wrap Jordans kid up with sellotape??????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sticky Black Spastic!!!!!!!!!

 

thats sick :thumbdown: at the end of the day thats someones child

:icon_redface: lets go back to scouse jokes we can defend ourselves if we want

 

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98% of scousers have tried shower sex

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The other 2% aint been to jail yet

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