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:( WENT FERRETING YESTERDAY WITH 2 MATES JUST SET MY LONGNET UP ON OUR FIRST HEDGE ,WHEN I NOTICED 8 MEN WALKING ACROSS THE FIELD CARRYING THINGS AND 4 DOGS,ANYWAY CARRIED ON FERRETING FIRST RABBIT HITS MY NET I SORTS IT OUT AND I NOTICES THESE MEN STARTS STRIPPING THE HEDGE ABOUT 50YDS FURTHER UP THE HEDGE,WHEN ONE OF THEM STARTS WALKING DOWN AND SAYS THEY HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS NOW,SO I ASKS WHO THEY ARE AND HE PULLS HIS JACKET BACK AND SHOWS ME HIS POLICE BADGE AND TELLS ME THEY ARE A POLICE SEARCH TEAM AND SOMEBODY IS FOLLOWING THEM WITH A METAL DETECTOR, AS THEY ARE ALL WEARING BLACK TROUSERS AND BLACK JUMPERS,WELL I WAS STARTLED AT THIS AND ASKS WHAT THEY ARE LOOKING FOR AND HE WOULD NOT SAY,THEN IT DAWNS ON ME THAT WE ARE NOT FAR FROM WHERE A DOUBLE MURDER TOOK PLACE ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO AND A MEN HAS RECENTLY BEEN ARRESTED FOR,SO I TELLS HIM THAT WE SOMETIMES DIG INTO THE HEDGE AND IF HE COULD GIVE ME SOME IDEA WHAT TO LOOK OUT FOR AND HE SAID TO LET THEM KNOW IF WE FIND AND SHOTGUNS OR JEWELLELRY(YE OK OFFICER I TELL YOU IF WE FIND A SHOTGUN),WELL WE HAD TO MOVE OFF THAT HEDGE BUT HE DID TELL ME WHAT FIELDS THEY HAD SEEN THE MOST RABBITS AND THEY HAD DONE A GOOD JOB AT CLEARING THE HEDGES FOR US,WE ENDED THE DAY WITH 9 BUT ONE OF THE POLICE DOGS NABBED 1 WHICH PISSED ME OFF. :o Edited by trapper123
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:( WENT FERRETING YESTERDAY WITH 2 MATES JUST SET MY LONGNET UP ON OUR FIRST HEDGE ,WHEN I NOTICED 8 MEN WALKING ACROSS THE FIELD CARRYING THINGS AND 4 DOGS,ANYWAY CARRIED ON FERRETING FIRST RABBIT HITS MY NET I SORTS IT OUT AND I NOTICES THESE MEN STARTS STRIPPING THE HEDGE ABOUT 50YDS FURTHER UP THE HEDGE,WHEN ONE OF THEM STARTS WALKING DOWN AND SAYS THEY HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS NOW,SO I ASKS WHO THEY ARE AND HE PULLS HIS JACKET BACK AND SHOWS ME HIS POLICE BADGE AND TELLS ME THEY ARE A POLICE SEARCH TEAM AND SOMEBODY IS FOLLOWING THEM WITH A METAL DETECTOR, AS THEY ARE ALL WEARING BLACK TROUSERS AND BLACK JUMPERS,WELL I WAS STARTLED AT THIS AND ASKS WHAT THEY ARE LOOKING FOR AND HE WOULD NOT SAY,THEN IT DAWNS ON ME THAT WE ARE NOT FAR FROM WHERE A DOUBLE MURDER TOOK PLACE ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO AND A MEN HAS RECENTLY BEEN ARRESTED FOR,SO I TELLS HIM THAT WE SOMETIMES DIG INTO THE HEDGE AND IF HE COULD GIVE ME SOME IDEA WHAT TO LOOK OUT FOR AND HE SAID TO LET THEM KNOW IF WE FIND AND SHOTGUNS OR JEWELLELRY(YE OK OFFICER I TELL YOU IF WE FIND A SHOTGUN),WELL WE HAD TO MOVE OFF THAT HEDGE BUT HE DID TELL ME WHAT FIELDS THEY HAD SEEN THE MOST RABBITS AND THEY HAD DONE A GOOD JOB AT CLEARING THE HEDGES FOR US,WE ENDED THE DAY WITH 9 BUT ONE OF THE POLICE DOGS NABBED 1 WHICH PISSED ME OFF. :o

 

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:( WENT FERRETING YESTERDAY WITH 2 MATES JUST SET MY LONGNET UP ON OUR FIRST HEDGE ,WHEN I NOTICED 8 MEN WALKING ACROSS THE FIELD CARRYING THINGS AND 4 DOGS,ANYWAY CARRIED ON FERRETING FIRST RABBIT HITS MY NET I SORTS IT OUT AND I NOTICES THESE MEN STARTS STRIPPING THE HEDGE ABOUT 50YDS FURTHER UP THE HEDGE,WHEN ONE OF THEM STARTS WALKING DOWN AND SAYS THEY HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS NOW,SO I ASKS WHO THEY ARE AND HE PULLS HIS JACKET BACK AND SHOWS ME HIS POLICE BADGE AND TELLS ME THEY ARE A POLICE SEARCH TEAM AND SOMEBODY IS FOLLOWING THEM WITH A METAL DETECTOR, AS THEY ARE ALL WEARING BLACK TROUSERS AND BLACK JUMPERS,WELL I WAS STARTLED AT THIS AND ASKS WHAT THEY ARE LOOKING FOR AND HE WOULD NOT SAY,THEN IT DAWNS ON ME THAT WE ARE NOT FAR FROM WHERE A DOUBLE MURDER TOOK PLACE ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO AND A MEN HAS RECENTLY BEEN ARRESTED FOR,SO I TELLS HIM THAT WE SOMETIMES DIG INTO THE HEDGE AND IF HE COULD GIVE ME SOME IDEA WHAT TO LOOK OUT FOR AND HE SAID TO LET THEM KNOW IF WE FIND AND SHOTGUNS OR JEWELLELRY(YE OK OFFICER I TELL YOU IF WE FIND A SHOTGUN),WELL WE HAD TO MOVE OFF THAT HEDGE BUT HE DID TELL ME WHAT FIELDS THEY HAD SEEN THE MOST RABBITS AND THEY HAD DONE A GOOD JOB AT CLEARING THE HEDGES FOR US,WE ENDED THE DAY WITH 9 BUT ONE OF THE POLICE DOGS NABBED 1 WHICH PISSED ME OFF. :o

:clapper: Silly Police dogs :D

At least they cleared some hedges for you.

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So they do have some uses?!!!!

 

Did the dog retrieve to hand? Normally they retrieve a hand!

 

Swampy

 

Ninging and not dissing the cuntstabulary............ooooopppssss sorry officer is was a typo!

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Guest lavyheed
So they do have some uses?!!!!

 

Did the dog retrieve to hand? Normally they retrieve a hand!

 

Swampy

 

Ninging and not dissing the cuntstabulary............ooooopppssss sorry officer is was a typo!

 

 

:rofl::rofl:

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