pencoed hunter 7 Posted September 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 The misses put me into the passenger side of her car one evening ,me full.I didnt realize she closed the door,when she got into the driver seat i made a dive for my door too close it,and put my head thru the window. Skint the skin off the top of my head. It still looks terrible,that was about 12 years ago. bet that hurt lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 ill give you a small list of some of mine! garden fork through foot six inch nail in left knee carving knife in right knee (not at the same time) dislocated shoulder and torn muscles in back, lifting dog onto vets table snapped off both my heel bones jumping into shallow end of a swimming pool shot my self in the finger with a nail gun slammed my own head in my own car door broken thumb and torn ligaments, opening a door broken nose (twice) fighting with an ex torn calf muscle, falling off a pub table whilst playing football the list could go on but ill stop there! cheers hyperion Feck me mate.Talk about no luck.Broke a finger.that,s it.Been in two car crashes 82,2000 Hit by a taxi 81 been fired at with shotgun,s a few time,s Fell out the bedroom window.Walked away unhurt every time.atb Catcher 1 :thumbs:Sorry had my nose broke forgot about that The guy who did it was very small Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 ill give you a small list of some of mine! garden fork through foot six inch nail in left knee carving knife in right knee (not at the same time) dislocated shoulder and torn muscles in back, lifting dog onto vets table snapped off both my heel bones jumping into shallow end of a swimming pool shot my self in the finger with a nail gun slammed my own head in my own car door broken thumb and torn ligaments, opening a door broken nose (twice) fighting with an ex torn calf muscle, falling off a pub table whilst playing football the list could go on but ill stop there! cheers hyperion Feck me mate.Talk about no luck.Broke a finger.that,s it.Been in two car crashes 82,2000 Hit by a taxi 81 been fired at with shotgun,s a few time,s Fell out the bedroom window.Walked away unhurt every time.atb Catcher 1 :thumbs:Sorry had my nose broke forgot about that The guy who did it was very small my ex who broke my nose was 5'2" and six stone! lol! cheers hyperion Quote Link to post Share on other sites
2434me 13 Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Had my heart ripped out by a woman !! Dont think that will ever heal . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bedrock 16 Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Shot my self in the finger with a paslode gun.(I thought I was using 4 inch nails.) Slit my wrist felting a shed roof. Cut my little finger (In a drunken incident in a wedding ) It was hanging on by a piece of flesh I had to have plastic surgery to fix it. Its ok now but still burns when I bend it. I’ve broke numerous bones and have got concussed a few times playing rugby. But the most painful thing by far was when I tore some ligaments in my knee. :sick: atb bedrock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cornio 0 Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 10mm laceration across my left eyeball, cutting the lens, cornea and iris. Severed artery in left leg from falling glass pane. Broken left collar bone, diving off a slide head first. My other side is all right. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ssssh1forthepot 0 Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 A couple of years ago a friend who was in the army gave me a bullet proof vest.... After having a few drinks I thought it would be a good idea to test it, I got my friend to shoot me a few times with the air rifle with no problems. Then we moved on to stabbing me. All was well the first 5 times but on the 6th it went through. 1 major operation later by the ''Butcher of Baghdad'' 2 weeks in hospital and approx 22 staples this was the result...... and after all that the friend that gave it to me laughed and said there not stab proof!! infact there not the best at stopping bullets there main use in the army is to keep your guts in if you get shot!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pencoed hunter 7 Posted September 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 My sister nearly cut her thumb off with a razer lol its was hanging on by the skin lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sterry 0 Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Got dared to put my lil finger in an electric pencil sharpener, thought the jokes on him its turned off.....obviously not.Ran into a door at school and knocked myself out, everyone thought it was hilarious Broken tibia as well as compund fracture, latural fracture fibula, dislocated ankle, and bits of bone where they shouldnt be. all done by one rugby tackle. i tried getting up after and thats what did the compound. not nice.....still went shooting on crutches tho lol Lol put your finger in a electric pencil sharpener No not one of my better plans that was. must be something in the family gettin dared to do stuff, my cousin ate one of those bleach blocks you get in pub urinals....out of a urinal, for a tenner (copious amounts of alcohol involved mind) he spent a week in hospital. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bedrock 16 Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 No not one of my better plans that was. must be something in the family gettin dared to do stuff, my cousin ate one of those bleach blocks you get in pub urinals....out of a urinal, for a tenner (copious amounts of alcohol involved mind) he spent a week in hospital. My mate thought that was a good idea to until he was rushed into hospital with knackered kidneys. :sick: atb bedrock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SUPERTED Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 ill give you a small list of some of mine! garden fork through foot six inch nail in left knee carving knife in right knee (not at the same time) dislocated shoulder and torn muscles in back, lifting dog onto vets table snapped off both my heel bones jumping into shallow end of a swimming pool shot my self in the finger with a nail gun slammed my own head in my own car door broken thumb and torn ligaments, opening a door broken nose (twice) fighting with an ex torn calf muscle, falling off a pub table whilst playing football the list could go on but ill stop there! cheers hyperion jesus is that you frank spencer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thepriest 0 Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 (edited) I was playing rugby when i was in the forces. And got my scrotum trod on and split open and one of my testicles poped out. Funny thing was i didnt realise till half time. Edited September 9, 2009 by thepriest Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 ill give you a small list of some of mine! garden fork through foot six inch nail in left knee carving knife in right knee (not at the same time) dislocated shoulder and torn muscles in back, lifting dog onto vets table snapped off both my heel bones jumping into shallow end of a swimming pool shot my self in the finger with a nail gun slammed my own head in my own car door broken thumb and torn ligaments, opening a door broken nose (twice) fighting with an ex torn calf muscle, falling off a pub table whilst playing football the list could go on but ill stop there! cheers hyperion jesus is that you frank spencer pretty much! ive also had blood poisoning from a dog bite cut part of my lip off with a pair of scissors dislocated my right knee (lots) had metal from a grider in my eyes split my head open a few times stabbed my self in the hand with a pencil (doing that daft thing bishop does in aliens) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
borntoshoot 1 Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 shot myself in the shin with an airifle, cocked it, put a pellet in the breech was just about to close it and i dropped it when it hit the ground it closed and went off and the pellet just skimmed my shin, ( went into the skin but not directly, went in at an angle and out the skin other side) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper-kills 0 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 broke my little tow when playing football but thats it really lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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