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A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed...

 

The kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

 

 

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his arse while he is on fire.

 

Further studies in this area have been cancelled.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

MOLL.

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I thought this was in response to the NYMPHO thread, i was expecting which is the best looking guy on here or something, obviously it would be me :11: so no point going on :whistle:

 

whats a misandrist??

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Is this one any better for you Keeps :rolleyes:

 

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist.

 

"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years!

There's nothing you can't tell me."

 

"This one's kind of strange..."

"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.

 

"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."

 

"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink,

there were 2 pence pieces in the bowl."

 

"That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, and there were 5 pence pieces and this morning there were 10 pence pieces! You've got to to tell me what's wrong with me!" she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"

 

The gynaecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder and said, "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about…………

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………you're simply going through the change!"

 

Suppose im now a misogynist :wacko:

MOLL.

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I had to look that one up :11: :11: :11:

 

Verb 1. discombobulate - cause to be confused emotionally

bemuse, bewilder, throw

discomfit, discompose, untune, upset, disconcert - cause to lose one's composure

2. discombobulate - be confusing or perplexing to; cause to be unable to think clearly; "These questions confuse even the experts"; "This question completely threw me"; "This question befuddled even the teacher"

befuddle, confound, confuse, fox, bedevil, fuddle, throw

demoralize - confuse or put into disorder; "the boss's behavior demoralized everyone in the office"

bewilder, dumbfound, flummox, baffle, mystify, nonplus, perplex, puzzle, stupefy, amaze, gravel, vex, pose, stick, beat, get - be a mystery or bewildering to; "This beats me!"; "Got me--I don't know the answer!"; "a vexing problem"; "This question really stuck me"

disconcert, flurry, confuse, put off - cause to feel embarrassment; "The constant attention of the young man confused her"

disorient, disorientate - cause to be lost or disoriented

be - have the quality of being; (copula, used with an adjective or a predicate noun); "John is rich"; "This is not a good answer"

 

 

MOLL.

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I heard Melvin Brag use that on the radio a few years ago in one of his discussion programmes. I was sure that he'd made it up just to see if the people he was talking to would notice and had to go and look it up.

 

Always a good one to work into the conversation at work that one.

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