Guest MOLLY Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed... The kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his arse while he is on fire. Further studies in this area have been cancelled. MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Keeps Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Moll are you a misandrist? I know its meant to be a joke, but I don't find it funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 FFS whats the matter with people on here at the mo Its called a joke Keeps MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
COMPO 54 Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 I thought this was in response to the NYMPHO thread, i was expecting which is the best looking guy on here or something, obviously it would be me :11: so no point going on :whistle: whats a misandrist?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Is this one any better for you Keeps A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me." "This one's kind of strange..." "Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied. "Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies." "That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were 2 pence pieces in the bowl." "That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, and there were 5 pence pieces and this morning there were 10 pence pieces! You've got to to tell me what's wrong with me!" she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!" The gynaecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder and said, "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about………… . . . . . . . . . . ………you're simply going through the change!" Suppose im now a misogynist :wacko: MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
woodga 170 Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 NICE ONE MOLL GOODHUNTING ALL WOODGA :ph34r: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Keeps Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Was just an observation Moll, i know it was supposed to be a joke, as I said in my post Quote Link to post Share on other sites
woodga 170 Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 A MISANDRIST IS A WOMAN WHO HATES ALL MEN PERIOD AND A MISOGYNIST SIMPLY HATES ALL FEMALES GOOD HUNTING ALL WOODGA :ph34r: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Was just an observation Moll, i know it was supposed to be a joke, as I said in my post So your observation of me is i am a misandrist. Rotflmfao Spoken like a true misogynist MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
john b 38 Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Personally I think you are both just discombobulating everyone with that kind of lanuage. :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 I saw the title of the thread and here I am Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 I had to look that one up :11: :11: :11: Verb 1. discombobulate - cause to be confused emotionally bemuse, bewilder, throw discomfit, discompose, untune, upset, disconcert - cause to lose one's composure 2. discombobulate - be confusing or perplexing to; cause to be unable to think clearly; "These questions confuse even the experts"; "This question completely threw me"; "This question befuddled even the teacher" befuddle, confound, confuse, fox, bedevil, fuddle, throw demoralize - confuse or put into disorder; "the boss's behavior demoralized everyone in the office" bewilder, dumbfound, flummox, baffle, mystify, nonplus, perplex, puzzle, stupefy, amaze, gravel, vex, pose, stick, beat, get - be a mystery or bewildering to; "This beats me!"; "Got me--I don't know the answer!"; "a vexing problem"; "This question really stuck me" disconcert, flurry, confuse, put off - cause to feel embarrassment; "The constant attention of the young man confused her" disorient, disorientate - cause to be lost or disoriented be - have the quality of being; (copula, used with an adjective or a predicate noun); "John is rich"; "This is not a good answer" MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
john b 38 Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 I heard Melvin Brag use that on the radio a few years ago in one of his discussion programmes. I was sure that he'd made it up just to see if the people he was talking to would notice and had to go and look it up. Always a good one to work into the conversation at work that one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 :wacko: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lost scouse 46 Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 :11: :11: :11: very funny molly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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