RicW 67 Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 There's this London Yuppie driving through Wales on his holiday. He comes up to a place in the road where he has to drive through a stream. He's in a drop-top BMW. He stops, looks across the road, sees a guy sitting on a fence. Calls out "Oy! You! Taff you bloody yokel. Is it safe for me to drive through here? Taff looks at him, says "Should be ok boyo". Yuppy drives into the stream, the water level rises . . .and rises . . and then there's water coming over the doors, the engines flooded. Yuppy calls out "Taff! you stupid peasant you said it was safe for my car!" Taff looks at him and says "Funny that boyo. Only comes half way up my ducks." Ric Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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