borntoshoot 1 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 no offence intended. can you say ... whale oil beef hooked ... without sounding like an irishman swearing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 no, bornnottotelljokes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
borntoshoot 1 Posted August 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 no, bornnottotelljokes fair enough. i didnt make it up, i nicked it from someone on my facebook. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shephound 19 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 no, bornnottotelljokes fair enough. i didnt make it up, i nicked it from someone on my facebook. give it back before they notice :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
borntoshoot 1 Posted August 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 no, bornnottotelljokes fair enough. i didnt make it up, i nicked it from someone on my facebook. give it back before they notice :11: lol, when i say it i sound exactly like my girlfriends dad swearing. msborntoshoot decided my current gf is now msborntoshootMK2. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spangle 0 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 no offence intended. can you say ... whale oil beef hooked ... without sounding like an irishman swearing I'm a simple man, and simple things amuse me,. . . . . that is feckin funny. Thanks for sharing that!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
borntoshoot 1 Posted August 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 no offence intended. can you say ... whale oil beef hooked ... without sounding like an irishman swearing I'm a simple man, and simple things amuse me,. . . . . that is feckin funny. Thanks for sharing that!! no problem. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shephound 19 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 just messin i do sound like an irish man swearing when i say that dont know why Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wanna be farmer 0 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Haha, that made me chuckle. Simple things.... For clever sods hehe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tullfan 0 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 no, bornnottotelljokes fair enough. i didnt make it up, i nicked it from someone on my facebook. who nicked it from jack dee, but still funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 I tried, but failed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the techno viking Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 a rabbit walks in to a bar and orders a pint of stella and a cheese and onion toastie, drinks his pint eats the toastie then orders same again but with tomato in the toasties instead of onion and wolfs it down with delight!!! he says he will have one for the road and a ham and cheese toastie cause he is still peckish and half way through it he drops dead on the floor and the ambulance comes and takes him away. that night the bar tender is in bed when he hears a tap on his window and when he opens the curtain he sees the ghost of the rabbit and asks him why he died and the rabbit replys "because i was MIXING ME TOASTIES"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the techno viking Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 if you thought that last one was bad!!!!!!!!!!!!! whats the difference between a dog and a fox????? about 12 pints!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coursing mad 5 Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 alright why did the boy take a car to school...... to drive the teacher up the wall... i know its bad but it makes me giggle all the time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tallyho 181 Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 a rabbit walks in to a bar and orders a pint of stella and a cheese and onion toastie, drinks his pint eats the toastie then orders same again but with tomato in the toasties instead of onion and wolfs it down with delight!!! he says he will have one for the road and a ham and cheese toastie cause he is still peckish and half way through it he drops dead on the floor and the ambulance comes and takes him away. that night the bar tender is in bed when he hears a tap on his window and when he opens the curtain he sees the ghost of the rabbit and asks him why he died and the rabbit replys "because i was MIXING ME TOASTIES"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats made me chuckel , Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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