Simoman 110 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 No, Clarence was from Punch lines.................... I've got a leopard out of puff the magic dragon's kennels she's called spot Best of luck, the Leopard doesnt have enough stamina for me, i like to run at least 7 sheep a night............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,219 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 No, Clarence was from Punch lines.................... I've got a leopard out of puff the magic dragon's kennels she's called spot Best of luck, the Leopard doesnt have enough stamina for me, i like to run at least 7 sheep a night............. we're on pigs and cows I double her up with dime (or daim depends how you pronounce it) the catch armadillo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Armadillo have strict closed seasons which should be adhered too. They are soft on the inside but crunchy on the outside................. Does your leopard retreive? Clarence would but only with chavs and gypsys................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,219 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Armadillo have strict closed seasons which should be adhered too. They are soft on the inside but crunchy on the outside................. Does your leopard retreive? Clarence would but only with chavs and gypsys................. here's my girl on her way to me she does but tends to prick the birds a bit. Now the armadillo retrieves to hand perfectly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Thats a rubbish return through the window, my lion would get wedged, three times we had to call the fire brigade to extraxt his huge ass from the window........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,219 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Thats a rubbish return through the window, my lion would get wedged, three times we had to call the fire brigade to extraxt his huge ass from the window........ I tried she just wouldn't retrieve him got her reet now like. Say if any one can think of a good cross i'm open to suggestions. Was thinking of those flying monkeys out of "the wicked witch of the west kennels" anyone have experience with this breed????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Stick with tested breeds, I have a sloth for picking up sitters.......................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,219 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Stick with tested breeds, I have a sloth for picking up sitters.......................... Thought they were a banned breed under the dangerous breeds act??? you a sloth fighter simoman? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Sloth fighting is only banned in the West Country and North Wales................ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scuba1 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Bloody hell, and you lot call yourselves hunters. Don't you know that the natural prey of a cheetah are not rabbits. Because of the heat in Africa their natural pray a vanilla ice cream cones. Before you type on a serious subject like this, educate yourself a little bit for Christ sake. ATB Michael Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,219 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Bloody hell, and you lot call yourselves hunters. Don't you know that the natural prey of a cheetah are not rabbits. Because of the heat in Africa their natural pray a vanilla ice cream cones. Before you type on a serious subject like this, educate yourself a little bit for Christ sake. ATB Michael Well considering we're talking about lions, and tigers and bears WTF do ice cream cones have to do with it??? I'm off to see the wizard about this Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bedrock 16 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 This Is a video of Simomans lion jacking on a few chavs with air rifles, ( pre ban) If you listen carefully you can hear him and mates in the back shouting “AV IT†“AV IT†“AV IT†.“NICE ONE†“NICE ONE!†OOH YA f****r! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scuba1 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Sorry shroom I thought it was about cheetah . Of course for tigers it has to be raspberry ripple. It has something to do with the pattern in their plumage I was told. ATB Michael Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scuba1 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 That's why I use a .22 for lions as you can see in this video, the .177 is clearly over penetrating. Ohhh and those chavs should invest in some moderators for those cheap springers they are using as they make a hell of a racket and will scare the shit out of any lion. That way the lions are not going to come out of their warrens for ages after the first shot has chased them of. ATB Michael Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted August 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Leave it up to you lot to wreck a perfectly serious thread with all your talk of flying monkeys and lions retrieving through windows. Besides, Wicked Witch kennels is going the way of Hancock these days, breeding from untried stock imported from Africa. Everybody knows the way forward to beat the ban is to bring on the UK bred cheetahs. Unless, of course, your cheetah gets tired of small game and thinks you look tasty in your full cammo set up. Can you imagine creeping around in the wilds of Essex and looking up to see a cheetah coming at you? How fookin' funny would THAT be to watch (from the safey of your land rover). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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