over-zealous beach warden

[extremely centeral 0]

some over-zealous beach warden keeps threatening to call the 'other wardens' to come and impound my dog for walking on the beach about 100yard from my house, which every tom dick n harry in this town take their dogs to walk. I've come to the realisation that he only threatens me because im 22 and look about 12 lol, ive tryed to be polite and abide by his rules, but i think now hes just giving me grief due to some inbred quality generally found with local council workers.

 

i honestly dont know what to do, ive tryed playing it his way, but now he just resorts to snide threats, i think i should go to the police as he is threatening my personal safety and or the council but to be truthful both those avenues would be long and fruitless.

 

does anyone have any suggestions that might help? i would be much obliged.

 

p.s. i will continue to walk on this beach with my dog, just as i have for the past 11 years, regardless of what he has to say or what powers he thinks he can invoke on me. thank you for your time

[greatwhitehunter 47]

give him a slap for being a dickhead....

[wink hound 0]

of course you would greatwhite, of course you would

[greatwhitehunter 47]

of course you would greatwhite, of course you would

 

i didnt say i would, i said he should ahah

[extremely centeral 0]

of course you would greatwhite, of course you would

 

i didnt say i would, i said he should ahah

 

dont tease me, ive got enough time on my hands to plan such assaults, right down to the blanket party in his own bed

[sikastag_1 689]

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Edited September 3, 2019 by grant_c

[scent 509]

if you dont want to slap the idiot next time he comes up to you just tell him plain and simple " f**k OFF" AND WALK AWAY.

[poacher3161 1,766]

sounds like a proper jobsworth next time ask him for his bosses number and tell him you are reporting him for harrasment.atvb

[fireman 11,386]

Get a dicta phone and record his threats to you and then tell him your'll grass him up to his boss if he don't leave you the feck alone.

[jamestwo 0]

i thought it was ilegal to take dogs on the beach in summer months because kid play their in summer

[squint 17]

Just call him a son of a beach...then run off laughing

[Guest Mass_G3nocide]

Save all your dogs shit bags and throw them at him when he comes near you.

[Strong Stuff 2,171]

Next time he approaches you and he's on his own ..............

 

Jump onto the floor, roll around in the sand while scratching your face, rip your tee shirt and pull your pants down, then run screaming and sobbing to the nearest person telling them how he tried to do "that thing" to you.

 

 

Bet he never even looks at you ever again ......................

[Guest Mass_G3nocide]

Next time he approaches you and he's on his own ..............

 

Jump onto the floor, roll around in the sand while scratching your face, rip your tee shirt and pull your pants down, then run screaming and sobbing to the nearest person telling them how he tried to do "that thing" to you.

 

 

Bet he never even looks at you ever again ......................

 

 

You seem experienced in these methods.

[squint 17]

Just start crying,worked for me once in the pub,well i was the doorman and it was the only way i could get them to leave....

serious if you look 12 start crying or tell him you'll get your dad on him(i still do this now and i'm 42 )

had a mate who could piss himself on demand,this might be your route if you can do it ,takes a lot of self control to that...unless you have a good before you take the dog...

Ask him does he know who you are,if he says no.....hit him and run like f**k

 

please feel free to take any of this advice and use it as you see fit.....i'm her to help