Guest Scuba1 Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Your underwear is £9.50 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 24 relatives on 24th December in 24 minutes. No wonder men are happier. ATB Michael Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shooter08 0 Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Yes, you men are lucky Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 (edited) :clapper: Very true! You forgot Dont get confused at roundabouts dont want to kill everything and everyone 1 week a month Edited May 31, 2009 by undisputed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
toplamper 5 Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 yer but woman can have more than one orgasm if ya get me and they allways get ther own way we dont lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beagle1812 0 Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Bloody funny, and so true! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scuba1 Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 yer but woman can have more than one orgasm if ya get me and they allways get ther own way we dont lol After looking at some of your pictures in the face to a name thread, trust me mate those orgasms where faked. ATB Michael Quote Link to post Share on other sites
toplamper 5 Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 haha silly man ere it not the face its the tool that does the job haha says you you got a forest grown on ur face mate hahahah atb davey lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 yer but woman can have more than one orgasm if ya get me and they allways get ther own way we dont lol We are very lucky there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scuba1 Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 haha silly man ere it not the face its the tool that does the job haha says you you got a forest grown on ur face mate hahahah atb davey lol If that tool is only good for one shot, you want to get that looked at. .........now where is sounder when you need him??? ATB michael Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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