Rolfe 2 Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant, following a day roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good,the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?' The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A Delicacy!' The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order'. The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day, because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.' The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday. The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor; Sometimes the bull wins'. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
john rust 45 Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Nice one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scrubworm 0 Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 shit hot ,i like that one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andy s410c 63 Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Good one Rolfe.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irish lassie09 7 Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 :rofl: good one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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