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Was out shooting yesterday, tracking down a rabbit which i'd spotted quite far away, i was being quite as a mouse, I got in distance, raised the rifle - i'm looking threw the scope - then from behind me...

 

Thud!

 

A bloody tree rat only fell outta the tree it was in! I spun round and blatted it the head, but off all the places in the woods the unlucky git landed next to me!! Unfortuanatley I didnt have my camera on me. anyone else had funny going on?

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Hi all :victory: , my first post here, although been a member a couple of weeks.. Some great reading..

 

Any ways, was out on my permis last year decoying a few woodies when a dog walkers dog came into the field i was set up in, and came and took one of my decoys the little Baxxxd . Farmer pixxx himself when i told him and said i should have shot it up the arse for tresspassing on his land anyway.. :angry:

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Hi all :victory: , my first post here, although been a member a couple of weeks.. Some great reading..

 

Any ways, was out on my permis last year decoying a few woodies when a dog walkers dog came into the field i was set up in, and came and took one of my decoys the little Baxxxd . Farmer pixxx himself when i told him and said i should have shot it up the arse for tresspassing on his land anyway.. :angry:

 

lol,

 

did u get ur decoy back?

 

btw welcome to the forum

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Hi all :victory: , my first post here, although been a member a couple of weeks.. Some great reading..

 

Any ways, was out on my permis last year decoying a few woodies when a dog walkers dog came into the field i was set up in, and came and took one of my decoys the little Baxxxd . Farmer pixxx himself when i told him and said i should have shot it up the arse for tresspassing on his land anyway.. :angry:

 

lol,

 

did u get ur decoy back?

 

btw welcome to the forum

 

Cheers Verminator,

 

Yes i did, found by the gate on my way back..

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Hi all :victory: , my first post here, although been a member a couple of weeks.. Some great reading..

 

Any ways, was out on my permis last year decoying a few woodies when a dog walkers dog came into the field i was set up in, and came and took one of my decoys the little Baxxxd . Farmer pixxx himself when i told him and said i should have shot it up the arse for tresspassing on his land anyway.. :angry:

 

lol,

 

did u get ur decoy back?

 

btw welcome to the forum

 

Cheers Verminator,

 

Yes i did, found by the gate on my way back..

 

lol!!!!

 

thats brilliant!! :)

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heres another one of mine, no word of a lie:

 

I stalked up near to a tree which had about 3 pigeons in it, got one in target down my scope at about 20 metres away, I was just going to take my shot but I needed to fart, so I farted and they all took off!! Couldn't believe it!

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heres another one of mine, no word of a lie:

 

I stalked up near to a tree which had about 3 pigeons in it, got one in target down my scope at about 20 metres away, I was just going to take my shot but I needed to fart, so I farted and they all took off!! Couldn't believe it!

 

 

Did you keep an eye on the follow through Lee :thumbs:

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heres another one of mine, no word of a lie:

 

I stalked up near to a tree which had about 3 pigeons in it, got one in target down my scope at about 20 metres away, I was just going to take my shot but I needed to fart, so I farted and they all took off!! Couldn't believe it!

 

 

Did you keep an eye on the follow through Lee :thumbs:

:sick:

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