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  1. all locks now gone may get some more in next couple of weeks cheers for all pm's
  2. http://www.choiceful.com/choiceful-id-354-...ith-2-Keys.html their the locks i have i have managed to get a few more so let me know if anyone is intrested can do these at £2 each now posted
  3. can anyone tell me were to get a on off button for a lightforce lamp cheers
  4. A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he ki
  5. should have said these are the 30mm brass padlocks
  6. i have 12 padlocks all brand new made by squire they come with 2 keys each but one key fits all of them handy if a few kennels and hutches
  7. she is looking good moll so are the rest of them
  8. i have for sale 2 jill ferrets mother and daughter the mother is a very light sandy colour and small and the daughter a little fat albino,the albino not been worked at all and is last years the mother is 2 years old and was worked her first season but done nothing this year thats the reason they are going cage is included it is 4 foot not the best in the world but does the job i will let these go for £30 collect from rothwell leeds
  9. anyone going from leeds wanna give me a lift for petrol money
  10. daz1976

    sharing

    The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal f
  11. ive just seen the lad i got my pup off and his bitch has lost loads of weight over the last couple of weeks,he has asked me to ask if anyone knows of any reasons she could be losing weight,she is eating the same amount and same food as always had,he has wormed her the only change is one of the pups has gone back and is living in the same kennel as her the pup is 7 months now and they are getting fed seprate so dont think it is a food thing any ideas
  12. still abit to do mate but she is learning and has started to catch the odd rabbit so should be good for next season
  13. her recall is good snoop if she is on her own ,she is fine round live stock just have to keep telling her as she gets abit inquesitive,jumping is excellent,
  14. first lurcher ive had mate so no idea if she will grow much more or not but she is quick
  15. bitch mate she is 3/4 grey 1/4 saluki and 26"tts
  16. I hope this works for you!! I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace. A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around the house to see things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay, a boddle of Baelys, a butle of vocka, a tob of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozi
  17. Double entendres Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British & US TV & Radio. 1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!' 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.' 3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.' 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambrid
  18. daz1976

    Why dont we...

    sure ill be able to find something to donate
  19. this is a hunting site not jeremy kyle ffs
  20. my pup got a cut last week it is healing well so will just carry on doing what i have been but was talking to an old man today and he said when he use to have running dogs he use to super glue their cuts anybody else heard of this or does it?
  21. after reading about it i think boosters are a waste of time but the vets round here wont see your dog unless its upto date with boosters
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