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  1. paulus
    im planning to make a full scale replicar of the sistine chapel from match sticks on saturday and them solve the euro crises on sunday or i might just get pissed instead and leave all the easy stuff untill monday
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    not the same anymore mick if it dont bleep,ring or have facebook on it there not interested
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    feck me mick you`ll soon need scaffold to hold that lot up ....the only £££££££££sss you`ve lost is wages get yourself to work laying on the settee eating donuts all days not been kind to you .. i can still touch me toes yeah right oh what with your walking stick ... hey i used to be in as good a shape as bruce lee then i found greggs old boy who helps me out wont start work without his 3 steak bakes cheese and bacon melts , sweet baby jesus sausage cheese and been melts
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    it would end up in the next county if you put owt out here
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    fao the_stig

    paulus replied to mickmck's topic in General Talk

    to right mate made me £600 last week for about an hours work i must addmit i fooking love a skip , i cant pass one without havin a look , our lass goes mad , we stopped for petrol on the a1 and they were doing some work on the garage , i was straight in the skip. by the time our lass had been and paid , i had the boot full of bags of gravel best crack a few years ago was the skips behind focus diy. when they reduced stuff and it didnt sell they chucked it in the skip. display kitchens and bathrooms aswell, i lived for 2 years from that skip untill others found out and fecked it up ive ha
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    After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks ... "What does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.” She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?" He said, "I'm Just Kidding!" The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor...

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      haha

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    fao the_stig

    paulus replied to mickmck's topic in General Talk

    to right mate made me £600 last week for about an hours work i must addmit i fooking love a skip , i cant pass one without havin a look , our lass goes mad , we stopped for petrol on the a1 and they were doing some work on the garage , i was straight in the skip. by the time our lass had been and paid , i had the boot full of bags of gravel best crack a few years ago was the skips behind focus diy. when they reduced stuff and it didnt sell they chucked it in the skip. display kitchens and bathrooms aswell, i lived for 2 years from that skip untill others found out and fecked it up
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    fao the_stig

    paulus replied to mickmck's topic in General Talk

    to right mate made me £600 last week for about an hours work
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    feck me mick you`ll soon need scaffold to hold that lot up ....the only £££££££££sss you`ve lost is wages get yourself to work laying on the settee eating donuts all days not been kind to you .. i can still touch me toes just cant see me cock
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    fao the_stig

    paulus replied to mickmck's topic in General Talk

    ok bud cheers , its an old tea strainer i found in a skip with a silver ink well , the ink well had a blue glass insert, sold it on ebay for £45 . glad your keepin busy all bread n butter stuff this week-- gone to the 2nd hand shop cheap -- creamed a couple of bits but nowt to shout about --- put a big old petrol mover in auction and a sheds just made one n half on ebay ..made us wages as long as your ticking over mate , least your not loosing money ive not done owt for a couple of week now got 2 days selling in june a weeks work in july -- that`ll do me till aug i just cant be arsed
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    yes he will post one piece at a time every fortnight untill you have completed your full scale model and all for only £53 a fortnight for 15 years,,(terms and conditions apply) ...brillaint!! First piece is 99p and its the Sat Nav kit... but for a limited period only please read the small print and do not ask for a refund as a smack in the mouth often offends
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    fao the_stig

    paulus replied to mickmck's topic in General Talk

    ok bud cheers , its an old tea strainer i found in a skip with a silver ink well , the ink well had a blue glass insert, sold it on ebay for £45 . glad your keepin busy all bread n butter stuff this week-- gone to the 2nd hand shop cheap -- creamed a couple of bits but nowt to shout about --- put a big old petrol mover in auction and a sheds just made one n half on ebay ..made us wages as long as your ticking over mate , least your not loosing money ive not done owt for a couple of week now got 2 days selling in june a weeks work in july -- that`ll do me till aug i just cant be arsed
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    yes he will post one piece at a time every fortnight untill you have completed your full scale model and all for only £53 a fortnight for 15 years,,(terms and conditions apply)
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    fao the_stig

    paulus replied to mickmck's topic in General Talk

    ok bud cheers , its an old tea strainer i found in a skip with a silver ink well , the ink well had a blue glass insert, sold it on ebay for £45 . glad your keepin busy all bread n butter stuff this week-- gone to the 2nd hand shop cheap -- creamed a couple of bits but nowt to shout about --- put a big old petrol mover in auction and a sheds just made one n half on ebay ..made us wages as long as your ticking over mate , least your not loosing money ive not done owt for a couple of week now got 2 days selling in june a weeks work in july -- that`ll do me till aug i just cant be arsed
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    a bridge new around £150, an entry level dslr second hand about £200.£250
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    thats a real shame as i wanted one with a tracker being such an expensive piece of equipment, my insurance wouldnt pay up if i didnt have one fitted and someone stole it Its ok if you have a locked shed to keep it in......When i deliver it i will have a look at your security measures and see when i could come back, i mean when i could deliver it for you. the thing is lab i use to live behind the factory in germany where clausse made them combines and non were ever stolen, carnt think why
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    Feck WHIN I am more important than him legend in your own lunchbox
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    only if the satnav wasn`t working
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    thats a real shame as i wanted one with a tracker being such an expensive piece of equipment, my insurance wouldnt pay up if i didnt have one fitted and someone stole it
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    why not
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    has it got sat nav
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    ive seen them with terrain mapping equipment but never satnavs or base box`s
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    The other thing nothernlite its slightly diffrent in our area I guess your in scotland where land and permission can be more closed off to working folk. In oxfordshire we dont have huge estates like scotland and nothern england and by working with farmers and landowners in helping stop crime is huge door opener to gain permission . If you mingle at a farmers NFU meeting they see you taken a intrest in there land and property and the land just falls into lap. If some members took some notice of how I work within the rural community instead of against it like so many do then they would not be
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