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Venum

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  1. Old South African saying: To maintain a perfect relationship, a woman should be a chef in the kitchen, a maid in the living room, a whore in the bedroom.. and a target in the bathroom.

  2. pup's starting to mark well :D

    1. Venum

      Venum

      Good to hear, what sort and how old if you dont mind me asking?

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  3. These E-cig's just don't cut it :/

  4. Seven more sleeps till payday, yiiipppeeeee

    1. Venum

      Venum

      Like your logic, wondering if whiskey will have the same effect, guess there's only one way to find out...

       

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  5. Pheasant breast, cheddar, mozzarella, wrapped in thick cut smoked bacon...

  6. love nice frosty mornings like this , been for a mooch now back for bacon butty

    1. Venum

      Venum

      Always a good start to the day :D

  7. My son's youth club has more Muslim kids than Christians.It's like f*****g Burka Grove.

  8. Blackpool with the beu, for the week! Any dog tracks local?

    1. Venum

      Venum

      Rahahaha, didn't notice the comments... Two black eyes and a DnD charge later, safe to say it was a good week ;P

       

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