barney rubble

Irish Paralympic Swimming Trials50mtrs free styleLane 1,Paddy with no armsLane 2,Mick with no legsLane 3,just a headGun goes off & they all dive in.Mick with no legs takes the lead from armless Paddy.The head sinks 2 the bottom. Armless Paddy pips the legless Mick 2 win the race.They fish the head out & ask what happened.The head spluttered & screamed "6 f****n months 2 learn 2 swim with my ears & some barstard puts a swimmin cap on me"