barney rubble

I was standing at a urinal earlier today and next to me was a midget also having a piss. I noticed he was winking at me so I looked away, I turned and looked again and the little f****r was winking at me like crazy! Disturbed by this, I said "Are you gay? Do u f****n fancy me or something?" he replied " No you're splashing my f*****g eyes you twat!"