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    You can't beat a bit of rattin' 'HFD'..............Martin.
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    I did ask Dropper to get his face in the pic ,but,he wasn't having it...........lol Martin. Jesus Marty, he would be scaring the poor stripeys off with his ugly mush........ Actually it was my calming presence that kept them docile ,Martin was all for poking it and running but i stopped him .If youd been there ,to get a pic that close you would have poked it anyway .lol This is just how Mr. Dropper was when he got just a little close to the nest................ :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper:
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    Good one... There was a young girl from Madrid Who thought she was in for a kid So she fed the poor bugger on Indian rubber And out came a Dunlop......Non skid.
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    There once was a mouse called Keith Who circumcised boys with his teeth It wasn't for leisure Or sexual pleasure But to get to the cheese underneath
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    A lady who lived on a hill Used dynamite sticks for a thrill They found her vagina In North Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil
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    There was a young vampire called Mabel With periods exceedingly stable By the light of the moon She sat down with a spoon And drank herself under the table
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    There was a young vicar of Eltham Who wouldn't f**k girls, but he felt 'em. In lanes he would linger And play stinky finger, And moan with delight when he smelt 'em.
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    There was a young maid named McDuff With a lovely luxuriant muff In his haste to get in her One eager beginner Lost both of his balls in the rough.
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    There was a young lady called Hilda Who went for a walk with a builder. He knew that he could, And he should, and he would - And he did - and it bloody near killed her!
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    There was a young lady called Blunt Who possessed a rectangular c**t. She learned, for diversion, Posterior perversion, As no one could fit her in front.
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    There was a young girl from Throgmorton Who had one long tit and a short 'un. To make up for that, She'd a six foot wide twat, And a fart like a 650 Norton.
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    There was a young girl from Hoboken Who claimed that her hymen was broken From riding a bike On a cobblestone spike, But it really was broken from pokin'.
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    There was a young girl from Dundee Who was raped by an ape in a tree. The result was most horrid - All arse and no forehead, Three balls and an ill-groomed goatee.
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    There was a young girl from Detroit Who at screwing was very adroit. She could squeeze her vagina To a pin-point, or finer, Or open it out like a quoit.
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    There was a young gaucho called Bruno Who said, 'There's one thing that I do know. A woman is fine, A boy is divine, But a llama is numero uno.
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    There was a fair maiden called Heather Whose labia were fashioned in leather. She made a strange noise, Which attracted the boys, By flapping the edges together.
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    There was a young woman from Brewer That poxed everything that went throught her The smell of her twat killed a f*****g gert rat That lived thirty years in the sewer
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    There was a young man from Cosham Who took out his bollcks to wash'em His wife said Jack,if you don't put 'em back I'll throw 'em on the floor and squash'em
  19. martin
    There was a young man from Belgrave That found a dead whore in a cave It takes lots of pluck to havea cold f**k But think of the money you'd save. :clapper: :clapper: :clapper:
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    Would it have made a difference if a fella had been in the ring with each dog ? Yes it would of made a difference because a bloke wouldnt be showing a pet coloured up dog he would be showing a smart working type dog with natural colour. Well,I for one have seen men with show type dogs that were purported to be workers,so,it isn't the preserve of the women that frequent the fairs..........Martin.
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    I did ask Dropper to get his face in the pic ,but,he wasn't having it...........lol Martin.
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    I was out with Foxdropper on a bit of his permission,unfortunately nothing much happening,but,we did come across this beauty,and,I just had to get a pic.I used my phone,so I had to get very close,but,they are pretty docile unless you really try to upset them,like a lot of things Hornets get a lot of bad press.................... cheers........Martin.
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    Has he found out what was wrong with the rifle John? Martin.
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    Never use hardwood shavings because this will make them cough like mad.............Martin.
  25. martin
    Oh you do get about don't you...............'M'
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