ill help you start........
along time ago me and our kid were mooching along the banks of the mighty river mersey in our best cammo shell suits and dogs at heel. our kid was pretty green to the great game, so when a hare jumped out from his well hidden form he got excited and start shouting "get on, get on" to the lurchers!!! i was angry with this behavior and immeditaly shouted "oi lar calm down, calm down".......