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mickmck

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  1. lab i hope your not coming to durham to rape and pillage
  2. to right mate made me £600 last week for about an hours work i must addmit i fooking love a skip , i cant pass one without havin a look , our lass goes mad , we stopped for petrol on the a1 and they were doing some work on the garage , i was straight in the skip. by the time our lass had been and paid , i had the boot full of bags of gravel best crack a few years ago was the skips behind focus diy. when they reduced stuff and it didnt sell they chucked it in the skip. display kitchens and bathrooms aswell, i lived for 2 years from that skip untill others found out and fecked it up ive ha
  3. sitting on a womans chest i can see where this is gonna go
  4. im off the drink thank you me to after last weekend i been rough all week , i did have fooking loads at a wedding tho
  5. well i hope i see you, you baw bag Your no where near there are you? i live 8 mile south of durham If i didnt need to drive mate i could have taken you for a pint...........f****d if i was taking you for a buffet anyway........ Mo....Ask your man to help you out with the sore throat... buffet would have cost you more than your jeep :laugh:
  6. oh!!!! is that women flu
  7. im off the drink thank you
  8. well i hope i see you, you baw bag Your no where near there are you? i live 8 mile south of durham
  9. feck me mick you`ll soon need scaffold to hold that lot up ....the only £££££££££sss you`ve lost is wages get yourself to work laying on the settee eating donuts all days not been kind to you .. i can still touch me toes yeah right oh what with your walking stick ... hey i used to be in as good a shape as bruce lee then i found greggs old boy who helps me out wont start work without his 3 steak bakes cheese and bacon melts , sweet baby jesus sausage cheese and been melts what tf beens like beans but not aswell spelt do they taste the same
  10. well i hope i see you, you baw bag
  11. i might after the football
  12. had him out ferretin , just fcuked about , took him out with the hawk , not interested , took him out wi the dogs and got chased by the farmer , says he will never come out wi me again , hes a fookin mummys boy anyway
  13. feck me mick you`ll soon need scaffold to hold that lot up ....the only £££££££££sss you`ve lost is wages get yourself to work laying on the settee eating donuts all days not been kind to you .. i can still touch me toes yeah right oh what with your walking stick ... hey i used to be in as good a shape as bruce lee then i found greggs old boy who helps me out wont start work without his 3 steak bakes cheese and bacon melts , sweet baby jesus sausage cheese and been melts what tf beens
  14. my young un has been off all week and he has been playing out with his mates , but would rather sit and play x box , or just do my fooking head in , when i was a lad i was never in the fookin house , i would go out in the morning and not come back till tea time , a big mob of us would play on the roofs of the factorys at the bottom of the street , or build dens down the hairy mountains , or put swings up in the trees in the lost valley, there was allways names for places you used to go , no its just down the shop or the park , i used to come home black bright , covered in mud and me mam would
  15. this shit is real poeple

  16. to right mate made me £600 last week for about an hours work i must addmit i fooking love a skip , i cant pass one without havin a look , our lass goes mad , we stopped for petrol on the a1 and they were doing some work on the garage , i was straight in the skip. by the time our lass had been and paid , i had the boot full of bags of gravel best crack a few years ago was the skips behind focus diy. when they reduced stuff and it didnt sell they chucked it in the skip. display kitchens and bathrooms aswell, i lived for 2 years from that skip untill others found out and fecked it up ive ha
  17. to right mate made me £600 last week for about an hours work i must addmit i fooking love a skip , i cant pass one without havin a look , our lass goes mad , we stopped for petrol on the a1 and they were doing some work on the garage , i was straight in the skip. by the time our lass had been and paid , i had the boot full of bags of gravel
  18. in bradford [bradistan ] all the signs at the schools are in 3 or 4 languages , aswell as english ,
  19. feck me mick you`ll soon need scaffold to hold that lot up ....the only £££££££££sss you`ve lost is wages get yourself to work laying on the settee eating donuts all days not been kind to you .. i can still touch me toes yeah right oh what with your walking stick ... hey i used to be in as good a shape as bruce lee then i found greggs old boy who helps me out wont start work without his 3 steak bakes cheese and bacon melts , sweet baby jesus
  20. feck me mick you`ll soon need scaffold to hold that lot up ....the only £££££££££sss you`ve lost is wages get yourself to work laying on the settee eating donuts all days not been kind to you .. i can still touch me toes yeah right oh what with your walking stick ... hey i used to be in as good a shape as bruce lee then i found greggs
  21. feck me mick you`ll soon need scaffold to hold that lot up ....the only £££££££££sss you`ve lost is wages get yourself to work laying on the settee eating donuts all days not been kind to you .. i can still touch me toes just cant see me cock
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